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Serena Williams Takes A Dump On The Tennis Court!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU6vIegq7h0

I thought this was a joke at first but

I can't believe I never saw/heard about this before!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU6vIegq7h0

I thought this was a joke at first but

I can't believe I never saw/heard about this before!
OMFG Why'd you have to post that match. That is one match where I just refuse to watch and have forever etched it form my memory. Shame on you!
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jajajajajajajajajajaja!!!!

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Re: Serena Williams Takes A Dump On The Tennis Court!

The bad news is that if she shits herself everyone would have known in that bright white Puma dress of hers.

The good new is that if she shits herself it would have probably been the same color as her hair at the time.
Who would have ever guessed that shit could be an accessory.

Serena's so fashion forward.

"Everybody always said I didn't get that job because my wife is white. If you're not strong enough to look through that then you have the issue."
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Re: Serena Williams Takes A Dump On The Tennis Court!

Whata tease, I was expecting some unforseen clip where you could actually see shit stains or hear something

Jennifer looked BEAUTIFUL in her interview.
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Whatever!!! She DID NOT take a dump on the Court!!! She just told The UMPIRE that she had to go TAke a dump, so She ran into the LOCKER ROOM!!!! GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!!
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ahahaa funny

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Re: Serena Williams Takes A Dump On The Tennis Court!

Knowing how uptight (more like backed-up) Americans are about bodily functions, Serena's one of the few players from the USA who I could see taking a shit. I mean, can you even visualize Vania King or Jill Craybas letting a bear out of the woods?

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Bump for the embaresment.
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Re: Serena Williams Takes A Dump On The Tennis Court!

If You got to go, You got to go!

What's the big deal.
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at the 'instant replay'

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Knowing how uptight (more like backed-up) Americans are about bodily functions, Serena's one of the few players from the USA who I could see taking a shit. I mean, can you even visualize Vania King or Jill Craybas letting a bear out of the woods?

Sadly I can see Lisa Raymond taking a shit.
In fact if this was her instead of Serena, she probably would have pulled down her panties and just done it right there on the most famous tennis court in the world.

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this forum is going down the toilet...
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on the bright side if Serena had crapped herself, Wimbledon might have decided to change its all-white dress policy.. I bet it stunk BAD in that bathroom, doesnt the tournament official have to go in there with her? Foo.
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Knowing how uptight (more like backed-up) Americans are about bodily functions, Serena's one of the few players from the USA who I could see taking a shit. I mean, can you even visualize Vania King or Jill Craybas letting a bear out of the woods?

What do you MEAN by uptight?????
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