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Did anyone see the Kournikova thing on Saturday Night Live?

I don't know if it's old or new, but I saw it yesterday and it was hilarious! Some actress pretended to be Anna in court complaining about the nude photos, it was too funny.
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Damn I missed it. Kirsten Dunst was hosting and I kept switching over to Sex and the City. Bummer. But Carrie Bradshaw kicks Anna K's ass any day!!
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Here's the transcript for those who missed it.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01scourttv.phtml

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damn maybe I should have stuck w/NBC last night. It sounds like a semi-funny sketch PLUS when do you EVER hear the name of my all time FAVE Evonne Goolagong on SNL???
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That is Hillarious! I am having a terrible day and even I laughed at that. Amazing.

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damn! now i'm sorry i missed it. Kirsten was so boring in the opening -- that fat Superman bit just fell flat -- so i switched to "Dr. T. and his women" which was horrible but it hooked me anyway until he went up in the tornado. and then i got pissed off that they showed a close-up of the poor Mexican woman giving birth but we saw no close-ups of the rich white women's you-know-whats. grrrr.....clearly i should have stuck with SNL!

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gotta agree with most of tennischicks comments about Dr T and his women. i saw that yesterday - what a pile of shite

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Yeah it totally sucked. I rented it simply to see my fave 70's babe Farrah Fawcett. She was in it for, like, 5 mins tops. The end was mind boggling, as in mind bogglingly horrendous!
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that is correct, i didn't even get where the guy ended up ... who was farrah fawcett playing?

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Farrah Fawcett was playing the part of his lunatic wife who had regressed to a childlike state and was institutionalised. i forget the name of the disorder she was supposed to be suffering from -- it was invented for the movie, trust me.

i think he ended up in some kind of poor Mexican community -- and survived the trip unfortunately.

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I saw it again, and I also have it on tape. The funniest SNL thing I've seen in awhile! There are other funny skits on there, too.
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Damit, i was watching and doing laundry at the same time and all I heard was Anna's name and went into the livinvg room and they were dancing. I missed it...

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