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Cool Visual Of Sharapova Camp Leaving USO Grounds Right Now

Michael Joyce is driving the SUV (Range Rover or whatever brand that Pova sponsors )

Yuri is sitting in the passenger's seat, with the stupid Motorola hat on ... he is on the phone with CBS, USA, Eurosport, Motorola, Prince, Nike, Canon and Maria's other sponsors who have called to cancel their contracts

Pova is sitting behind Michael, still wearing her sweaty Nike Day dress ... In her hand she clutches her USO singles check for making the 3rd round, plus the 1.5x extra money she got for being US Open Series Champ ... in her other hand she clutches a picture of Aga Radwanksa which she has drawn devil horns on it

Kirilenko is sitting besides Pova, with Pova's Nike Night dress and a pair of tweezers in her hand ... Yuri has ordered her to start removing the expensive rhinestones from the dress so they can pawn them for extra cash

In the trunk is tied up, blindfolded and gaggedLarry Scott ... The Siberian Mafia (Pova gang) are going to dump him in the Hudson river before going back to California for not giving her even a Semipova draw ... just a Thirdroundpova draw this time
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Re: Visual Of Sharapova Camp Leaving USO Grounds Right Now

Well, at least it was a bit creative for a Sharapova bashing post.

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LOL

finally a funny post from piercey
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Michael Joyce is driving the SUV (Range Rover or whatever brand that Pova sponsors )

Yuri is sitting in the passenger's seat, with the stupid Motorola hat on ... he is on the phone with CBS, USA, Eurosport, Motorola, Prince, Nike, Canon and Maria's other sponsors who have called to cancel their contracts

Pova is sitting behind Michael, still wearing her sweaty Nike Day dress ... In her hand she clutches her USO singles check for making the 3rd round, plus the 1.5x extra money she got for being US Open Series Champ ... in her other hand she clutches a picture of Aga Radwanksa which she has drawn devil horns on it

Kirilenko is sitting besides Pova, with Pova's Nike Night dress and a pair of tweezers in her hand ... Yuri has ordered her to start removing the expensive rhinestones from the dress so they can pawn them for extra cash

In the trunk is tied up, blindfolded and gaggedLarry Scott ... The Siberian Mafia (Pova gang) are going to dump him in the Hudson river before going back to California for not giving her even a Semipova draw ... just a Thirdroundpova draw this time
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Michael Joyce is driving the SUV (Range Rover or whatever brand that Pova sponsors )

Yuri is sitting in the passenger's seat, with the stupid Motorola hat on ... he is on the phone with CBS, USA, Eurosport, Motorola, Prince, Nike, Canon and Maria's other sponsors who have called to cancel their contracts

Pova is sitting behind Michael, still wearing her sweaty Nike Day dress ... In her hand she clutches her USO singles check for making the 3rd round, plus the 1.5x extra money she got for being US Open Series Champ ... in her other hand she clutches a picture of Aga Radwanksa which she has drawn devil horns on it

Kirilenko is sitting besides Pova, with Pova's Nike Night dress and a pair of tweezers in her hand ... Yuri has ordered her to start removing the expensive rhinestones from the dress so they can pawn them for extra cash

In the trunk is tied up, blindfolded and gaggedLarry Scott ... The Siberian Mafia (Pova gang) are going to dump him in the Hudson river before going back to California for not giving her even a Semipova draw ... just a Thirdroundpova draw this time
seriously, this has to stop. she is not my favs but i feel sorry for the girl.
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lol!

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Michael Joyce is driving the SUV (Range Rover or whatever brand that Pova sponsors )

Yuri is sitting in the passenger's seat, with the stupid Motorola hat on ... he is on the phone with CBS, USA, Eurosport, Motorola, Prince, Nike, Canon and Maria's other sponsors who have called to cancel their contracts

Pova is sitting behind Michael, still wearing her sweaty Nike Day dress ... In her hand she clutches her USO singles check for making the 3rd round, plus the 1.5x extra money she got for being US Open Series Champ ... in her other hand she clutches a picture of Aga Radwanksa which she has drawn devil horns on it

Kirilenko is sitting besides Pova, with Pova's Nike Night dress and a pair of tweezers in her hand ... Yuri has ordered her to start removing the expensive rhinestones from the dress so they can pawn them for extra cash

In the trunk is tied up, blindfolded and gaggedLarry Scott ... The Siberian Mafia (Pova gang) are going to dump him in the Hudson river before going back to California for not giving her even a Semipova draw ... just a Thirdroundpova draw this time

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I know I shouldn't, but I find that post so funny

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(1)A lot is being made of the record Serena has vs Sharapova. It is being used as THE reason she will win again lol. Good thing we have players like Tomas Berdych (who had an even worse record vs Nadal) to remind us of the fallacy of this nonsense logic.
(2)You stans may as well sleep well tonight because tomorrow the a replay of Lucie's winning moment over and over again will haunt your dreams for weeks to come
(3)The stars have aligned perfectly for the upset of the 21st century. All the best Garbine
(4) There is no path to victory for Williams.Keys wins in straight easy sets.
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Brilliant and hilarious. I love the mention of Kirilenko (poor Maria..she wasted an amazing opportunity).

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