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égalité's U.S. OPEN QUALIES match reports!

So I haven't been around the board for the past few days because I was taking a trip in NYC, which included a stop at Flushing Meadows. Here's a summary of my exciting day of tennis:

MELANIE OUDIN d. AYUMI MORITA 6-2 6-0:
Ayumi's backhand is really really good and she's definitely a better player. I don't know what the hell happened here. She was in control at some point of almost every rally, but she just couldn't finish. Not too much else to say about this match.

VANESSA HENKE d. AKGUL AMANMURADOVA 7-6 3-6 6-3:
Akgul is really tall. I was expecting it but I was still surprised. She has a good first serve but it never goes in and then all she does is slice her backhand for a while and then make an error. She really should've won this match, but she's way too passive for someone who could overpower most players in the quali draw.

ALIZE CORNET d. CHANELLE "MOONBALL BABE" SCHEEPERS 6-2 6-4:
I like Alize because she talks to herself and screams a lot. She was up 6-2 4-1, but then started sucking (and Chanelle started moonballing better), and let the score get to 4-4. She got frustrated and smacked one of Chanelle's service faults right into the back of one of the spectator's heads. It was definitely one of the more entertaining moments of the day. But in the end, Alize remembered that she's much better than Chanelle and closed out the match.

ANDREI PAVEL d. SCOTT OUDSEMA 7-6 7-6:
I know this isn't women's tennis, but Scott Oudsema is REALLY HOT. I just had to share that. I'd like to see more of him playing tennis, and by playing tennis I mean having sex. With me.

Bitttchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You Better Pay It Honey! The Devil Is A Liar!!!!! Bitches Get Interviews And Shit? Where They Do That At Honey? Girls Are Late Honey!!!! The Queen Needs To Get Into It Honey Cause The Girls Is Late Out Here! Yes Honey Im Throwing Epic Shade!

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I always use "playing tennis" as a euphemism for having sex!

Thx for the report.
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Um... don't you have a boyfriend?




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Did you see any of Stephanie?

Thanks for the report!

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Thanx egalite-man.

Pics of Oudsema please!

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Thanx egalite-man.

Pics of Oudsema please!


He looks a bit fug to me in pics, but maybe he's different in person?
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Did you see any Pironkova matches?

Grassonkova.
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Okay. I'll leave him to you, egalite. Have fun!

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:death: @ last report

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thanks so much for the match report égalité, Alizé can always be relied upon to get very dramatic

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Cool cool, I was expecting more reports though.
And yeah, good luck with your doubles partner there. éé

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at sex remark!!

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Um... don't you have a boyfriend?
He can come too. No pun intended.

Here's a better picture of Sexy Oudsemama.


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He can come too. No pun intended.

Here's a better picture of Sexy Oudsemama.

I guess some years ago (or perhaps still) he was a model for Ralph Lauren tennis apparel or something.

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