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Sex with Maria Sharapova and her lack of "grunting"

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“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

- Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine talking about sex with tennis player Maria Sharapova

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“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

- Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine talking about sex with tennis player Maria Sharapova
Whe've already seen this in another thread
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OMFG...Ma powodzenie temat...

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Lol

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lol?

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this thread is very last week
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last month

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Re: Sex with Maria Sharapova and her lack of "grunting"

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Re: Sex with Maria Sharapova and her lack of "grunting"

Old news, but I was reminded of the old "Dear Abby" line about there being no frigid women, just inept men.

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Re: Sex with Maria Sharapova and her lack of "grunting"

That's hilarious - and probably true. I don't think any of the major grunters on the court ar ebig grunters in bed. When was this originally discussed??
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such a turn off

I'm not young enough to know everything.
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still funny
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Stupid. But, Levine is so fucking hot.

Let them eat cake.
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Re: Sex with Maria Sharapova and her lack of "grunting"

So big Masha's been keeping bad company again? The girl really is a bit clueless, no? Needs to start spending time with lil'Makiri again, who can advise Masha what to do. Don't think she has the mind to think for herself.
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