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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old Jul 7th, 2007, 08:47 AM Thread Starter
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Official James-Bond-related tennis jokes thread

Since Marion admitted drawing inspiration from one of her favorite actors, Pierce Brosnan, during her semifinal win, and she cited "The World is not Enough" as her favorite Brosnan Bond movie, the whole thing screams for some bad Bond-related jokes. (Although props have to go to PamShriverRockz for quip of the day in suggesting Pam Shriver send hubby George Lazenby to fill in for the otherwise-committed Brosnan at the finals.)

So, Marion dropped the first set quickly to Justine, but upon spotting Brosnan, decided her Wimbledon dreams would die another day. But after defeating Jankovic and Henin, will her dreams of pulling big upsets only live twice? Or will she be the woman with the golden racquet on Saturday? Can she send enough thunderballs past Venus to grab the title? Or will Venus tell the daughter of the doctor "No, you won't be winning this title"?

Well, that's a few to get started. Your turn.
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Re: Official James-Bond-related tennis jokes thread

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she cited "The World is not Enough" as her favorite Brosnan Bond movie
Oh, that's my favourite Bond movie as well; but because of Sophie Marceau, not Brosnan. Sorry, I don't have a joke. Just bumping this up to see if anyone else does.
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Re: Official James-Bond-related tennis jokes thread

i just wanna know who'll play "Pussy Galore"?

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