"the Catherine Zeta Jones of the tennis world..."
Everytime that stupid old bugger on the BBC says that, no doubt with one hand desperately trying to suppress an erection, I want to gag. What on earth does Ivanovic have in common with Catherine Zeta Jones? Is she married to a pensioner? Does she make lots of strsight-to-video films? Did she shoot to fame on a cosy ITV period comedy/drama? Or is she merely a reasonably attractive brunette of whom you can't think of anything interesting to say other than to compare to someone else who looks a bit like her if you squint and who you also once had a wank over.
Last week I was at Wimbledon and in a post match interview one question was: "Some people are saying you are the most beautiful girl ever to play at Wimbledon. What do you think about that?"
I wonder if a young nubile tennis player has ever actually shagged a middle aged saggy journalist as a direct result of such compliments, or if journalists just really have no idea how lecherous they are...