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"the Catherine Zeta Jones of the tennis world..."

Everytime that stupid old bugger on the BBC says that, no doubt with one hand desperately trying to suppress an erection, I want to gag. What on earth does Ivanovic have in common with Catherine Zeta Jones? Is she married to a pensioner? Does she make lots of strsight-to-video films? Did she shoot to fame on a cosy ITV period comedy/drama? Or is she merely a reasonably attractive brunette of whom you can't think of anything interesting to say other than to compare to someone else who looks a bit like her if you squint and who you also once had a wank over.

Last week I was at Wimbledon and in a post match interview one question was: "Some people are saying you are the most beautiful girl ever to play at Wimbledon. What do you think about that?"

I wonder if a young nubile tennis player has ever actually shagged a middle aged saggy journalist as a direct result of such compliments, or if journalists just really have no idea how lecherous they are...
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actually, i see what he means...there is a bit of that sensual, sex-kitten look in ana's eyes...

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ana ivanovic daniela hantuchova jelena jankovic martina hingis


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:rofl: Jonathan, it's a bit early for slaying me like this. LOL!!!

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LOL! That, and the obsession with Golovin's red "knickers", pretty much sums up what the old geezers are really interested in (not tennis).
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Everytime that stupid old bugger on the BBC says that, no doubt with one hand desperately trying to suppress an erection, I want to gag. What on earth does Ivanovic have in common with Catherine Zeta Jones? Is she married to a pensioner? Does she make lots of strsight-to-video films? Did she shoot to fame on a cosy ITV period comedy/drama? Or is she merely a reasonably attractive brunette of whom you can't think of anything interesting to say other than to compare to someone else who looks a bit like her if you squint and who you also once had a wank over.

Last week I was at Wimbledon and in a post match interview one question was: "Some people are saying you are the most beautiful girl ever to play at Wimbledon. What do you think about that?"

I wonder if a young nubile tennis player has ever actually shagged a middle aged saggy journalist as a direct result of such compliments, or if journalists just really have no idea how lecherous they are...
She is dating Bollettieri.
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What on earth does Ivanovic have in common with Catherine Zeta Jones? Is she married to a pensioner? Does she make lots of strsight-to-video films? Did she shoot to fame on a cosy ITV period comedy/drama?
Did she have a nose job? Does she shag sheep?

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Ivanovic Is Beautiful.
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Everytime that stupid old bugger on the BBC says that, no doubt with one hand desperately trying to suppress an erection, I want to gag.
I always worry he's not using his hand to suppress it.
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He's English its understandable...once they see a woman that doesnt look like she's been hit by a pan, and has spotty skin they get turned on. Its not easy being a British neither for men neither for women...

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if journalists just really have no idea how lecherous they are...
They don't care, and if someone says anything they cry political correctness.

Anyway both Ana and Catherine are beauties, and talented. Hope Ana doesn't merry a geezer
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He's English its understandable...once they see a woman that doesnt look like they've been hit by a pan, and have spotty skin they get turned on. Its not easy being a British neither for men neither for women...
Ouch! That's going to leave a mark...
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