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I think Bartoli has signed a pact with the devil...

...or perhaps with Monica Seles.

Monica's diabolical plan: to win the elusive Wimbledon trophy vicariously!

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The transgression of the wicked saith within my heart, that there is no fear of God before his eyes. Ps. 36:1

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Re: I think Bartoli has signed a pact with the devil...


JESUS

The transgression of the wicked saith within my heart, that there is no fear of God before his eyes. Ps. 36:1

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Ps. 14:1, 53:1

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction. Prov. 1:7

...Behold, the fear of the LORD, that is wisdom; and to depart from evil is understanding. Job 28:28
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Re: I think Bartoli has signed a pact with the devil...

lol
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Re: I think Bartoli has signed a pact with the devil...

Marion Bartolli. The love child of Lucifer and Medusa.
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Re: I think Bartoli has signed a pact with the devil...

Yes, the question is who will win the Devil or Venus Williams? We need to rewrite the Charlie Daniel's song as "The Devil Went Down to Wimbledon".

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Re: I think Bartoli has signed a pact with the devil...

After watching Venus play the last three matches, I'd say she signed with first.....

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Re: I think Bartoli has signed a pact with the devil...

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...or perhaps with Monica Seles.

Monica's diabolical plan: to win the elusive Wimbledon trophy vicariously!
She could be Monica's reincarnation.
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Re: I think Bartoli has signed a pact with the devil...

Wait a minute...,

has anyone actually seen Monica and Bartoli AT THE SAME TIME. I've noticed when one's there, the others not around. Hmmmmm...

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