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post #1 of 73 (permalink) Old Jul 5th, 2002, 08:44 PM Thread Starter
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To those "bored" and "saddened" top ten players

Maybe if some of those disheartened top ten players would follow some of theses suggestions, they might play better matches against the Williams.



Working downwards:

1. Capriati: Lets face it, all of that meat on Jenn is not muscle, it is fat. She needs to get and use the suggestions of a nutritionist. she almost lost to Danilidou because she was running out of gas. This is a sign of low endurance. Do some proper roadwork and do dailys on the bike.
Jenn does not want someone to see what is in her blood, eh? That is a sign of some other social activity that she may need to curtail as well as making friends with all of her "Friends" stars friends and concentrate on tennis better than she has so far.

2. Seles: Get in better shape Monica. You are overweight for an elite player and if you want to be able to beat the Williams back-to-back in a Grand Slam and take another title, you will have to stay away from the extra helping of mashed potatoes.
Manica hasn't made any public complaints yet, but I would like to see her play some tougher matches as well.

3. clijsters: Concentrate on your career and not on Hewitt's. Kim has lost some weight, but her endurance is low and she only seems to be putting 60% of her concentration on her game and 90% on Hewitt's. (I know that doesn't add up. It is a Yogyism. Berra, that is, not the bear)

4. Henin: Note: See Clijsters, but ignore the conditioning and substitute her fiance's name instead.


5. Dokic: Jelena has picked up weight and has not been able to concentrate on her game as she did 2 years ago. spend less time with the new boyfriend.

6. Davenport: Seems to be slimmer and better loking with the facial enhancements, but needs to get over the williams shell shock that she was suffering from, mainly SERENA, before she was injured. Evert and others will be putting a lot of pressure on her to take on the Williams, so I hope she has her mental game strapped on tight.

7. Hingis; Evert will personally push poor Marti in the fray of the Williams onslaught when she returns so I hope that when Hingis returns from her rehab, that she is extremely fit, physically and especially mentally and can put at least 90$ of her attention on tennis and not on her sweetie, Sergio. I also hope that he does not dump her because that would probably completely wreck her tennis concentration.

8. Testud: Pregnant and will retire and will no longer have to endure facing VENUS and SERENA.


I am excited just thinking about all of the activity that will commence in the ranks as a result of the success of my faves.

Soon everyone will be happy and no longer bored and tennis will be fun for all.

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Leave Monica out of this. She can be 300 pounds and you would only have the right to SHUT UP. After everything she's been through, it's a MIRACLE that she's still playing. So let her live her life the way she wants wether she wants to be fat, fit or whatever. She's playing right now simply because she's enjoy it. She has never complained about the Williams and has always praised them, so leave her out of this.

I would like to see what the Williams would be doing if they are stabbed at their peak and then they lose their father/coach to cancer. They probably won't be only a little out of shape and less motivated and top 5 players, instead they'd probably suicide.
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Testud is pregnant? Congratulations

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HOW CAN U NOT BE BANNED YET?!?

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TeeRex, you are burning all the bridges. Not all fans of other players hate the Williams. Why antagonize them?
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Have to say the things about Jenny and Monica are a bit too much more Jenny than Monica.

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Selesrules - Monica is the best choice to be a viable rival to the Williams and she needs an extra edge and that edge is physical conditioning.
Monica has no mental blocks like some of the players and better fitness is what she needs to move up the ranks and maybe get that next GS title.

Don't be so sensitive.

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lmao you are so full of yourself

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Ms. Lively - What was not true? does the truth hurt everyone so much?
Other fans and even players can say that the Williams take the fun out of tennis, but I give pretty obvious facts for player improvement and I am somehow very wrong.

My opinion is just as good, if not much better than those same critics.

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Angelica - Point out what is totally untrue.
Please.

Yes, I am full of myself, dammit.

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those are not facts. thats where u are wrong.

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Insanity - They are well founded observations, most of which are easily verifiable, that lead to the logical conclusion of them being fact.

Please be more specific.

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leave it, its like talking to a brick wall.
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So now TeeRex, let’s make a deal; You won’t make fun of Jen again and I won’t get at you anymore. Agreed ?
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