Inside the women's locker room at SW19.
Ame: Who is the blond bimbo outside our area? She looks somewhat familiar. She's been out there for over an hour. Kinda sad really.
Ree: Oh hell, Amelie, that's just Kim, she must be missing the tour, can't understand why. I'd much rather be home watching a movie or getting ready for one of my many TV appearances but playing tennis is the sacrifice one makes for stardom.
Peppermint Patty: So what should we do, invite her in or give her something? I mean she was once the #1 player and all and I hate to see her outside all by herself, we let the old bag in here so why not Kim?
Ree: Girl, I haven't got time to stroll down memory lane and don't be messin with my bag, you got your own bag and it looks full to me. What you got in your bag, PP?
The Nav: What old bag you talking about PP?
PP: Not you Martina, I was talking about that other old bag, Chrissy Everts,or something like that, you know, old prune face. I think she's even older than you are, Martina. You guys want some choclate? That's whats in my bag, the dwarf's physio said she couldn't have any so she gave me her supply to pass out.//Patty opens up her bag to reveal a huge supply of Belgian treats? Maybe we should give some to Kim?
JuJu: Who you calling dwarf, bucky? I'm almost as tall as you are and at least I've got game. I gave you my choclate for you to pass out and your bag is still full. I should have known better, Carlos warned me about you.
Ree: Hey JuJu, how come you just didn't pass it out yourself?
JuJu: I'm not friendship material and sharing would hurt my image so I figured Patty could use the PR
PP: //Upset from the putdown// Hey Justine, how's your husband?
JuJu: Ok, I guess, by the way, PP why were those uniformed men leading Hoffman out of the stadium? Say hello to your folks for me, Ok?
The Nav: Ladies, stop with the insults, Let's think of something positive to do for Kim, she really does look sad out there all by herself. One of us should go out there and invite her inside. Who will volunteer? How bout you Justine? Justine? Damn that little scamp is fast. How bout you, Patty?
PP: I'm not going out there, I've got all this f****** choclate to pass out.
Janko: I know lets draw straws or do paper, rock, sissors?
Ame: Oh year, I remember Kim, nice butt----boring game. Look boys and girls, I'm the defending champ, I've got enough on my plate thinking about my responsibilities at Wimbledon, I haven't got time for cheerful reunions. Let Sugi go out there and invite her in. Sugi, Kim was your old dubs partner, right?
Ai: It's bad enough we get blamed for WWII, now I'm supposed to go outside and drag her butt in here just because I'm Japenese, I don't think so. She's the one who wanted to have babies and get married or does that need to be reversed? I'm reading War and Pease and I'll go speak to Kim when I'm finished.
The Nav: What page are you on?
Ai: Seven. // Let Nadia go out there, she and Kim were friendly?
The Nav: Yeah Nadia, you go out there--you and Kim were buddies. Say something nice to her, she was nice to all of you, except may the dwa---uh JuJu.
Nadia: Why me? Kim was nice to everyone. Look my doctor says I won't be able to play Wimbledon if my depression gets any worse. I can't think of anything more depressing that to waste my time talking to a former player who hangs out in front to the women's locker room. She'll just want to talk about having babies, her wedding dress, ouch my back in hurting, I just can't do it.
Big Masha: I can't believe how cowardly all of you are. I guess it's up to the Siberian Tigress to do the right thing. You guys are going to owe me big time for this. I'm only 20 but it's obvious I'm the only adult here. This is a big time gesture on my part. Your girls should be ashamed of yourselves. Kim is anxious to see you and not one of you have the huevos to go out and invite one of the greatest and certainly the nicest players to ever pick up a racket into the locker room. I'll do it, just remember that.//Big Masha gets up and goes to the entrance.
Big Masha: Hey you, chubby girl---go away. You're making everyone uncomfortable. So don't make me call security on you. Shoo---go away and don't come back.