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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. "
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job,
liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"
God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you."

You go girl!!!


And Serena's latest poem.


He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the mess out of him...
Like his mama used to do.

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Serena now a poet. Is there anything she can't do?

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Serena now a poet. Is there anything she can't do?
Serena has been a 'poet' for a while now
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Serena has been a 'poet' for a while now
Didn't know that I'll have to try and attend her next recital.

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Loves it!

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Didn't know that I'll have to try and attend her next recital.
Yeah, poor Serena was the laughing stock of the board with her poems
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Serena is a mess and that's why I love her.

So we now know that Serena's is likely not looking for a momma's boy.

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Yeah, poor Serena was the laughing stock of the board with her poems
Oh...I actually like the above poem

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Oh Serena

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Serena!!!!
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Why do you all post these things without links?

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OK I dont think I like the poem, but I think its cute!

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Actually, this is a good piece of light verse, other than the metrical problem at the end, which is easily fixed. Her other poetry, however, leaves much to be desired.
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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. "
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job,
liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"
God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you."

You go girl!!!


And Serena's latest poem.


He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the mess out of him...
Like his mama used to do.


I loved the poem and the joke was funny, but I don't like to play with God.

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I LOVED THEM BOTH

That was funny

But I agree w/ winone23, I don't play w/ God

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