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"After getting called for several foot faults, Kim uses her hypnotic powers on the line judge."
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"Listen here! If you don't clean your glasses I'm gonna bop you over the head with my racquet!"

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old lineswoman:"in order to retire in a memorable way,you must do it like what lindsay has done."
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kim: to hell with the line calls, did you have kids in your prime?

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old lineswoman: kimmie, look at moi, look at moi, look at moiiiiiiiiiii. now i got one word to say to you kim. go back to cutting onions & tomatoes when you were injured, hehe.

kim: i'm gonna slap your ugly old prune face, bitch! with my racquet
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*raises her voice so the old linesman can hear her* "What kind of cookie you want me to bake for you?"
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"Do you want to be my bridesmaid?"


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Kim, thinking: "Hmmm, she could go nicely with the other gnomes in my garden"

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Kimmie Looks at the lineswoman carefully: Gosh, that looks like Monica Seles....nooo...it cant be, no, it is....yes, hi monica! Good to see that you're still participating. Now, just make sure you call them my way....theres a bunch of gingersnaps in the cards if you're lucky

Monica aka old lineswoman: Oooook.
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Kimmie Looks at the lineswoman carefully: Gosh, that looks like Monica Seles....nooo...it cant be, no, it is....yes, hi monica! Good to see that you're still participating. Now, just make sure you call them my way....theres a bunch of gingersnaps in the cards if you're lucky

Monica aka old lineswoman: Oooook.
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Kimmie Looks at the lineswoman carefully: Gosh, that looks like Monica Seles....nooo...it cant be, no, it is....yes, hi monica! Good to see that you're still participating. Now, just make sure you call them my way....theres a bunch of gingersnaps in the cards if you're lucky

Monica aka old lineswoman: Oooook.

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Standing in front of a mirror: "Is my make-up still good?"

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Standing in front of a mirror: "Is my make-up still good?"


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the old girl was begining to crack in the ultimate staring contest.........
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