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WTA Players' Prayer - very funny

Oh my God please let me never have to play Serena Williams 'cause there ain't a danged thing nobody can do when she's gets a notion to lay a beatin on someone. Hear me, God? God, are you there? Please say you hear me!

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Re: WTA Players' Prayer - very funny

Here's the entire article:

http://tennisworld.typepad.com/tenni...renity_pr.html

You don't close your eyes, even for a milli-second,
when Serena is backed into a corner and looking to bust out.
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Re: WTA Players' Prayer - very funny

I general dislike Bodo, as I find him a bit of a sychophant, but, I gotta admit, he can write his azz off. I especially liked these two lines...

To her everlasting credit, Justin Henin, World No. 1 (which means the next best player in the universe after Serena, who's from some planet spawned in George Clinton's imagination. What? You're not familiar with Booty Body Ready for the Plush Funk?) ...

Any writer down with George Clinton is definitely worth at least reading from time to time!

Here, he captured Henin PERFECTLY!!!

...By contrast, Henin is pure business. ...her heart is filled with a cold and remorseless desire to defeat and dominate. In a truer world, she would be forced play in a black hooded cloak and carry a scythe instead of a racket.

Can't you just see Henin as some little Goth, dominatrix, tennis chick!

I still think Bodo's sometims a petulant azz kisser, though.

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