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Who is the flatest on tour ??

As said with a great sense for derision by her Majesty Helen Lawson, such a question is more interesting than a new thread about big boobs

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Helen's quote : "To be totally honest, I think "Who's the flatest on the tour" would make for a more entertaining thread."

I go for Shaughnessy, Cornet and Zi Yan

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Henin, without a doubt

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Justine isn’t flat, she’s concave.

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Safarova, I though that she was a boy the first time i seen her play.
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I know this is going to garner some bad reps...but I can't resist.



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Re: Who is the flatest on tour ??

This thread is too shallow, but kinda amusing
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lol who knew justine had a breat reduction in order to get good results on the tour.

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This thread is funny.

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Yeah, but probably Henin would win, allthough there are many to compete with
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Re: Who is the flatest on tour ??

Flat is such a harsh word.

I prefer perky.

Which I think both my faves exemplify.

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