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Do you have tennis jokes?

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Re: Do you have tennis jokes?

Then I have none. :P
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I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top women tennis players are fat pigs. It's only 75 per cent.
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A belgian joke.

"Why does Justine Henin always wear a cap?
- to distinguish her front from her back.

Why isn't Justine pregnant yet?
- because she doesn't wear her cap at night"


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Justine: feb. 5, 2007:

"I hung on to tennis. I have done so for the past 20 years. It is something that is in me, it is me."
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That’s one pussy I wouldn’t mind receiving….
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A belgian joke.

"Why does Justine Henin always wear a cap?
- to distinguish her front from her back.

Why isn't Justine pregnant yet?
- because she doesn't wear her cap at night"

very BELGIAN
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Then I have none. :P
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very BELGIAN
maybe I didn't translate correctly.
i think it's quite funny tho a tad rude

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"I hung on to tennis. I have done so for the past 20 years. It is something that is in me, it is me."
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maybe I didn't translate correctly.
i think it's quite funny tho a tad rude
No, I think you translated it just fine

Bitttchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You Better Pay It Honey! The Devil Is A Liar!!!!! Bitches Get Interviews And Shit? Where They Do That At Honey? Girls Are Late Honey!!!! The Queen Needs To Get Into It Honey Cause The Girls Is Late Out Here! Yes Honey Im Throwing Epic Shade!

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A belgian joke.

"Why does Justine Henin always wear a cap?
- to distinguish her front from her back.

Why isn't Justine pregnant yet?
- because she doesn't wear her cap at night"

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Blondy

It's orange by the way
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Marat too was a blonde
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How many Williams sisters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"It’s always been, ‘I wonder what she’s got, Sharapova?’, because I don’t see that she’s got something that special… Or do you know? Can you tell? What’s so exceptional about her?”

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