Harlem NY: It's about 4am and let me tell you...I just left the practice court...well, not so much practice court but the wall behind the Mcdonalds where I work (I do the late shift) . It has great bounce and really stretches me outwide...though I got hit by a car going through the drive through...but it's ok...The driver was cute and he is gonna sue me (He said I'll see you in court...OMG you guys...I totally have a date)...and my manager was all...mad and stuff..what a B..Oh...I have to tell you...On my way to work tonight I saw some kids playing on a playground court and I decided to take one of them on...it turned out to be tight match...1-6 7-6 1-5 then I had to retire because of a left thigh strain. Oh...I have to tell you...I got moved up to the grill...The manager said she loves my toss Oh...OMG...I'm so happy for Serena...I read she is the first fat person to win a grand slam...thats so cool...Oh yeah...If any of you have her number...leave it on myspace...k, great thanks...Serena is so cool...one of her big guy friends...slap me in the face and hit me with this paper that said something about a restraining order...what's that? I think she orderd me something...I hope it's a cute top...anyway, I have to go now...I'm working the b'fast shift in the morn...xoxo...Alex
"Everybody always said I didn't get that job because my wife is white. If you're not strong enough to look through that then you have the issue."
-Charlie Strong, assistant head coach of the Florida Gators
Black presidents of the US=1
Black head coaches in the SEC=0
Something needs to change.
Sweet Jesus, that cracked me up. So cruel, and so funny
"OMG--I totally have a date!" ROFL
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabs Wicky Lesia Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V KP2 Lil Bit Kiki Mini Mak Baby Veronika
V Squad, The LOB Elite: Vika, Venus and the Mad Viking of Norrland
Jo-La Duchess of Norrland and Bastad
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs