Petrova & Dementieva enter locker-room.
Nadia: So Lena did you hear about Justine, how shocking!
Elena: Nadia this is old news, I know you were to busy licking Dima's chest at Perth but honestly it was all over the news.
Nadia: Well excuse me, and I did not lick his chest
He was too busy awwing over Tatiana
Anyways just look at it this way. Its gives us a much better chance of winning a grandslam!
Nadia: Great point, I will finally have this monkey off my back!
Monkey: Bitch please! I ain't ever leaving you! *picks through Nadia's hair for bugs*
Elena: Who said you were going to win! Mommy Vera and I have worked on my serve all off-season. Now as long as I don't face Sharapova I will win!
Kim: Hey girls! I just came off my victory in Hong Kong!
Elena: I noticed *grumbles* But with that serve you've got there is no way you will win the Australian Open!
Nadia: *death* At Lena saying Kim has a bad serve. So Kim I assume you've heard about Justine.
Kim: Oh yes, isn't that so sad. Pierre and her always seemed like a happy couple. ----Oh my gooddd what just happened. The floor is shaking!
Elena: *begins crying and clenches onto Kim*
Anna-Lena: Hey guys! *stuffs bratwurst in mouth*
Hey Anna-Lena. How's it going
Anna-Lena: Terrible!!!! I'm fat and I can't win a match! *runs off bawling*
Kim: Poor girl. So young yet soo--- What is that obnoxious music?
*Svetlana enters with headphones bursting with sound, and rapping*
Sveta: Booty Booty Booty Booty rockin everywhere!
Kim, Elena, Nadia:
Sveta: What's up my gangstress bitches!!!! *pinches everyone*
Elena: Ow! *smacks Sveta*
Sveta: Girllllll why you trippin?!? I'm finna bust yo ass if you play that shit again!
Elena *glances at Nadia* : You can tell she's from St. Petersburg...
Sveta: *walks off* I'm bossy! I'm the chick yall love to hate!
Martina: Hey girls! Have you heard the news!"
Nadia: Yes I feel so bad for Justine!
Martina: *slaps Nadia* No you insignificant wretch! Radek and I are getting married!
Elena *in a low voice to Kim*: Isn't that old news?
Kim: Yes, but just say congratulations so she she'll shut up and go away.
Elena & Kim: Congratulations!!!
Nadia: I want a husband! *sniffsniff*
Monkey: *smacks Nadia on the head* That's not what you said last night! *continues picking through Nadia's hair*
Kim: So when's the wedding Martina?
Martina: Oh I don't know yet, probably after Radek retires. *a black widos crawls until Martina's lips*
Martina: Oh Elena, he's not thattttttt gorgeous!
Sveta: Hi Martina!
*coughs up flim*
I've gotta run. I have practice to attend. Oh and by the way. I'm having a party for when I make the finals. You three will already be out so I'm sure you can come! Tootles!
Sveta: Oh no that bitch did not! Naida hold mah jewelry while I knock the shit out of her!
Sveta: Hmmm..*looks over at Kim* Hey Kim, we really hit it off at Hong Kong, wanna play doubles with me!
Oh my goodness look at the time! Its time for our practice session Elena!
Elena: We had a prac--
*Kim grabs Elena and bolts off*
Sveta: *looks at Nadia*
Bye Nadia! *walks off*
Nadia: Not even Sveta would go for me. Its all your fault you damn monkey!
Monkey: Now you listen here you pidgeon-toed lezzy bitch. I am the only reason !!--
*Nadia grabs monkey and throws him into a locker*
Nadia: That will be the end of you
*Monkey works his way out of the locker-room and looks towards Nadia as she leaves....
To be continued...