If Philippoussis were a WTA player... - TennisForum.com

 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 5th, 2007, 06:50 PM Thread Starter
Senior Member
 
MikeJones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 923
                     
If Philippoussis were a WTA player...

With all his injuries, and big match losses, how much grief would he get on here???

MARTINA + ANNA


DOUBLES PARTNERS FORE-EVER
...........................
Watch out for TAMIRA PASZEK
She's coming soon to a TOP 10 NEAR YOU! -said by me, 1-30-2007
MikeJones is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 5th, 2007, 07:07 PM
Serena's #1 Hater
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Berkeley, CA
Posts: 19,717
                     
Re: If Philippoussis were a WTA player...

At 6'4" and 220 pounds, the first thing Philippoussis would have to do is pee in a cup.....

"He who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor from the Lord." -- Proverbs 18:22

"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard." -- Herb Brooks

"A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." -- Muhammad Ali
darrinbaker00 is offline  
post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 5th, 2007, 07:10 PM
Worshipping the bangs
 
miffedmax's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Larsson's Player Forum
Posts: 54,836
                     
Re: If Philippoussis were a WTA player...

Quote:
Originally Posted by darrinbaker00 View Post
At 6'4" and 220 pounds, the first thing Philippoussis would have to do is pee in a cup.....
Standing or sitting?

Max
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabs Wicky Lesia Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V KP2 Lil Bit Kiki Mini Mak Baby Veronika
V Squad, The LOB Elite: Vika, Venus and the Mad Viking of Norrland
Jo-La Duchess of Norrland and Bastad
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs
miffedmax is offline  
post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 5th, 2007, 07:16 PM
Senior Member
 
LH2HBH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 3,071
                     
Re: If Philippoussis were a WTA player...

I thought you were going to ask which player would he be and I would have to say Alicia Molik!

Aussie, dazzling one-handed backhand, powerful forehand and a serve to die for!

Мари́я Ю́рьевна Шара́пова​ , Јелена Јанковић, Venus Williams.
LH2HBH is offline  
post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 5th, 2007, 07:16 PM
Serena's #1 Hater
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Berkeley, CA
Posts: 19,717
                     
Re: If Philippoussis were a WTA player...

Quote:
Originally Posted by miffedmax View Post
Standing or sitting?

I stand corrected. Gender test first, THEN drug test. Thanks, Max.

"He who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor from the Lord." -- Proverbs 18:22

"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard." -- Herb Brooks

"A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." -- Muhammad Ali
darrinbaker00 is offline  
post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 5th, 2007, 08:02 PM
Senior Member
 
jazar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: London baby
Posts: 3,404
                     
Re: If Philippoussis were a WTA player...

Quote:
Originally Posted by miffedmax View Post
Standing or sitting?


i don't think he would string enough matches together before a fresh injury struck for him to be talked about

Master Racket Technician and Professional Stringer
jazar is offline  
post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 5th, 2007, 08:08 PM
Senior Member
 
A'DAM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 5,037
                     
Re: If Philippoussis were a WTA player...

Than he would be the first WTA player that I would like to have sex with

Agnieszka Radwanska top 3 player
A'DAM is offline  
post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 5th, 2007, 09:05 PM
Senior Member
 
Reiken's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 561
 
Re: If Philippoussis were a WTA player...

Quote:
Originally Posted by darrinbaker00 View Post

I stand corrected. Gender test first, THEN drug test. Thanks, Max.
if he passed this test, he should then change his name to mark philippussy.

Daniela H - Anna C - Maria K - Maria S - Ana I
Reiken is offline  
post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 6th, 2007, 04:59 PM
Senior Member
 
A'DAM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 5,037
                     
Re: If Philippoussis were a WTA player...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reiken View Post
if he passed this test, he should then change his name to mark philippussy.

LOL

Agnieszka Radwanska top 3 player
A'DAM is offline  
post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 6th, 2007, 05:06 PM
Senior Member
 
soccerjock's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: South Lake Tahoe
Posts: 476
                     
Re: If Philippoussis were a WTA player...

Philippoussis is like the slightly more talented ATP version of Alex Stevenson! Lol

Ashley Harkleroad
soccerjock is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the TennisForum.com forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome