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What presents would Santa give the girls of the WTA.

So who has been naughty and who has nice, who will be getting great presents and who will be lucky to recieve lump of coal.

I'm usually no good at these so I'll leave it to you guys to impress me.
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Re: What presents would Santa give the girls of the WTA.

Well, Santa would give Dementieva a serve and Sharapova a plane crash. Both deserve those presents equally, I say.
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Re: What presents would Santa give the girls of the WTA.

Serena.........a Bowflex machine.

Maria........Avon make up for her rashes.

Venus.....4-Piece Pro-Active Solution package with daily oil control.

Justine....a pair of B cup silicones.

Kim......a Conair ceramic hair straightener.

Amelie....Franzia, boxed wine. :-)

Daniela.....a 30% Off discount card from the Olive Garden.

Elena Dementieva....invisalign braces.

and Lindsay...a Graco crib.
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Well, Santa would give Dementieva a serve and Sharapova a plane crash. Both deserve those presents equally, I say.
what kind of Santa does give as a present a plane crash...?
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Tatiana : a nose and 2 ankle braces

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Re: What presents would Santa give the girls of the WTA.

Kathie Westbury - Plane tickets to disneyland (she needs a break)
Sacha Jones - A wildcard into the AO
Marina Erakovic - Some femine clothing
Ellen Barry - Money for her to donate to her favourite charities
Leanne Baker - 'Tennis Strategy for Dummies Manual' book
Shona Lee - Some new clothing
Chelsea Te Tai - Another mobile

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Re: What presents would Santa give the girls of the WTA.

Sharapova- Throaties
Justine- Teeth whitener
Daniela- A nice box of chocolates
Stosur- Nike sponsorship
Serena- Treadmill
Stevenson- $30 Target voucher (in case she changes her mind on what she wants)

Daniela Hantuchova.

Casey Dellacqua, Jelena Jankovic, Anna-Lena Groenefeld,
Jelena Dokic, Mirjana Lucic, Sara Tomic, Sloane Stephens
Melanie Oudin, Kiki Bertens, Kaia Kanepi, Alison Riske
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Re: What presents would Santa give the girls of the WTA.

Sharapova - Shoes, lots of shoes plus pics of herself in bikini's

Vaidisova - A sack of coal & potatoes, due to some of her on court tanturms she throws no just kidding, just some nice dresses

Ivanovic - A surfboard she's learning to surf at the moment on Australia beaches so why not

Hantuchova - A gift voucher to a day spa

Hingis - A nice box of swiss chocolates (preferably Lindt)

Kim - A nice box of Belgian chocloates & some cosmetics

Stosur - A clothing sponsorship

Molik - Garnier Beauty Products & a gift voucher to a day spa
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Well, Santa would give Dementieva a serve and Sharapova a plane crash. Both deserve those presents equally, I say.

and you are from SC? I thought that only religious fanatics with strange accents live there? Didn't know idiots moved down there as well. I say.

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Hingis - 97's confidence and RG

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Schnyder - something from Vidal Sasson

Something was bound to go right sometime today, All these broken pieces fit together to make a perfect picture of us
It got cold and then dark so suddenly and rained, It rained so hard the two of us were the only thing
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Re: What presents would Santa give the girls of the WTA.

Lindsay: An industrial sized baby crib. That kid is going to grow fast. And some maternity clothing.

Nicole: Anger management classes.

Tatiana: New ankles, or at least some ankle supports.

Merry Christmas Y'all!

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Lindsay : Health and love for her and her baby

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Re: What presents would Santa give the girls of the WTA.

Dokic: a country to call home

Elke: a comeback complete with Wildcards

PP: a husband without a criminal record

Masha: an endorsement contract with Dole bananas

Linzi: maternity clothes

The Contessa: her own horse

Tina Pisnik: a driver with a license
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Dokic: a country to call home

Elke: a comeback complete with Wildcards

PP: a husband without a criminal record

Masha: an endorsement contract with Dole bananas

Linzi: maternity clothes

The Contessa: her own horse

Tina Pisnik: a driver with a license
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