Captain of the SS Dementieva
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Bridge SS Dementieva
Windows Versions based on Players
Well its offcial ,I am bored ,and when I am bored it gets dangerous...soooo..
With Windows Vista due for launch I Got to thinking what if Versions of Bills famous software were named after Players..
so here we have some ,bound to cause some offence to some fans ,but its all meant as harmless fun is all..
Wont fit on your hard drive.
Uses all your Ram.
Says it will boot but 10 secs before the desktop appears ,generates a Run Time Error and shuts off.
Pretty much standard Windows but with custom error messages ,such as ...
Fucking Windows has Encountered a fucking error ,and the pissing thing will have to fucking restart ,so sit down and shut the fuck up and wait!
Fast and very powerful
Hopeless for Servers however
small and compact
Installs spyware , tracking bots ,key loggers and other sneaky programs that the user is unaware of
Launched among much hype and fanfare
Very Glossy and polished
Slightly one dimensional ,no multi threading here.
Very irratating Start Up sound.
Useful OS , quite powerful.
No GUI at all ,just a dour looking DOS Prompt
there are a few ,feel free to add more ,please dont get offended by anything ,its tongue in cheek
Captain of the all new SS Dementieva
Once a Lena fan always a Lena fan
Last edited by Dementinator; Dec 19th, 2006 at 03:05 PM.