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'Twas the eve of Tennis Season...

'Twas the eve of Tennis Season...

Twas the eve of tennis season and all through the threads...
All the posters were bored, they were heading to their beds....


All of WTAworld slept as the dreamed of the coming year...
Hoping that a return from Jennifer Capriati may be near....


When all of the sudden arose such a clatter...
We all knew it wasn't Anna Kournikova's trophies that was the matter...!


Alas, It was Serena Williams in Santa's suit on the roof....
With 9 Russian Tennis players stomping their hoofs....


On Zvonereva, Kirilenko, on Petrova, on Dementieva,
on Svetlana, on Safina, Chakvetadze & Myskina!


At the head of the sleigh standing out from the rest,
was one Russian reindeer with a scream so loud everyone knew she was the best!


It was Maria Sharapova who led them through the night,
Shrieking their way through the sky so that safely home they'd arrive that night.


When suddenly out of nowhere ghosts of Mary and Lindsay appeared
Warning of injuries to their Russian successors they jeered.


"The Australian Open is near and young ladies in this knowledge please share!
Before you win more majors you must be careful with injuries and with your bodies take care!"


It was then that Pierre-Yves also appeared on top of the house!
He declared "My Husband Justine sent me up here thinking she heard a mouse!"


Before long everyone in WTAworld was there on the roof under the stars,
which is when you realized only a dream could be this bizzarre [notwithstanding some polls by pierce0415!]


The message being from flyguydsl to other WTAworld posters tonight!
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.


AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL PLAYERS IN 2007!

Мари́я Ю́рьевна Шара́пова​ , Јелена Јанковић, Venus Williams.

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Hahaha thats really good

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Very well done! Quite funny too
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V.cute

Loved the Russian player's stanza

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Impressive I liked it!

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That was funny

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He declared "My Husband Justine sent me up here thinking she heard a mouse!"




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Really amazing.
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'Twas the eve of Tennis Season...

Twas the eve of tennis season and all through the threads...
All the posters were bored, they were heading to their beds....


All of WTAworld slept as the dreamed of the coming year...
Hoping that a return from Jennifer Capriati may be near....


When all of the sudden arose such a clatter...
We all knew it wasn't Anna Kournikova's trophies that was the matter...!


Alas, It was Serena Williams in Santa's suit on the roof....
With 9 Russian Tennis players stomping their hoofs....


On Zvonereva, Kirilenko, on Petrova, on Dementieva,
on Svetlana, on Safina, Chakvetadze & Myskina!


At the head of the sleigh standing out from the rest,
was one Russian reindeer with a scream so loud everyone knew she was the best!


It was Maria Sharapova who led them through the night,
Shrieking their way through the sky so that safely home they'd arrive that night.


When suddenly out of nowhere ghosts of Mary and Lindsay appeared
Warning of injuries to their Russian successors they jeered.


"The Australian Open is near and young ladies in this knowledge please share!
Before you win more majors you must be careful with injuries and with your bodies take care!"


It was then that Pierre-Yves also appeared on top of the house!
He declared "My Husband Justine sent me up here thinking she heard a mouse!"


Before long everyone in WTAworld was there on the roof under the stars,
which is when you realized only a dream could be this bizzarre [notwithstanding some polls by pierce0415!]


The message being from flyguydsl to other WTAworld posters tonight!
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.


AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL PLAYERS IN 2007!
IMPRESSIVE !
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When suddenly out of nowhere ghosts of Mary and Lindsay appeared
Warning of injuries to their Russian successors they jeered.

"The Australian Open is near and young ladies in this knowledge please share!
Before you win more majors you must be careful with injuries and with your bodies take care!"

Amen to that.

Very cute.

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HAHA! - Glad everyone like it! Thanks for the goodreps guys!

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