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OK... Select a WTA Player that you will:-
  • F*** - You would love or want to have sex or make love to the player. Not necessary be engaged/married to her, and can be a ONS.
  • Marry - You would want to marry the player (out of love, compassion, necessity, etc).
  • Kill - Decipher that yourself.
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OK... Select a WTA Player that would be your:-
  • Sister - You treat her like your own kin and will share everything with her; secrets that you won't even tell others about it.
  • Girl-Friend - You take her as a close friend of yours.
  • B**** - Your greatest rival and enemy... for whatever reason.
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Being gay, I'll do the girls one
  • Sister - Stephanie Dubois...I already feel like we shared a lot so I can imagine how great it would be
  • Girl-Friend - Venus Williams. We would have so much fun hanging out in trendy spots!
  • B**** - Aleksandra Wozniak

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  • F*** - Probably Martina Hingis, I bet she would be a real vixen in the bedroom, I was going to say Maria K but Im sure Martina would have a few tricks up her sleeve.
  • Marry - Maria Sharapova, no question, although we would have to do something about Yuri. She has the stunning looks, she is rich and from reading her blogs and her interviews on TV and stuff she sounds like an awesome and really funny person, I would just have to get a little taller Plus you would get to meet celebrites and go to heaps of awesome events and parties.
  • Kill - Well i dont want to kill anyone.

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F*** - Not going to name anyone, because I don't want to be disrespectful.
Marry - Caroline.
Kill - No one.
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The only one I can think of is who I want to marry and that is Mashona Washington. She is so fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and classy.

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Not to ruin your fun Jumpman23 but I saw at numerous occasions Mashona being less than classy

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F*** - Nicole Vaidisova, she would be great I'm sure
Marry - Either Hantuchova or Sharapova, but most likely Daniela, she would be great to marry (and then you know what
Kill - WTF?

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  • F*** - Probably Martina Hingis, I bet she would be a real vixen in the bedroom, I was going to say Maria K but Im sure Martina would have a few tricks up her sleeve.
  • Marry - Maria Sharapova, no question, although we would have to do something about Yuri. She has the stunning looks, she is rich and from reading her blogs and her interviews on TV and stuff she sounds like an awesome and really funny person, I would just have to get a little taller Plus you would get to meet celebrites and go to heaps of awesome events and parties.
  • Kill - Well i dont want to kill anyone.
Oh crap I completely forgot about Martina She would be GREAT I'm sure of it.

And yeah Maria would be great to marry, plus I am 6'4'' so I could still keep my honour

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F*** - Nicole Vaidisova, she would be great I'm sure
Marry - Either Hantuchova or Sharapova, but most likely Daniela, she would be great to marry (and then you know what
Kill - WTF?
Interesting, I would have thought you would marry Maria, considering you are actually tall enough to look decent next to her. (are you really 6'4" Stevos? )
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Marry: Amy Frazier

Fuck: Iroda

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F***= Martina Hingis--- she seems really kinky to me!
Marry= Jenny Cap (love that girl!)
Kill= well I dont want to kill anyone, but I can't stand Alexandria Stevenson and while I respect her tennis, I dont like JHH

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Not to ruin your fun Jumpman23 but I saw at numerous occasions Mashona being less than classy
Maybe she should play doubles with Alex
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Not to ruin your fun Jumpman23 but I saw at numerous occasions Mashona being less than classy


She's fine so I don't care.

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She's fine so I don't care.

She still looks classy though
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Re: F***... Marry... And Kill / Sisters... Girl-Friends... B****

F***: Sharapova...I'm to small to marry her so i guess it will be nice to have some fun with her
Marry: Kirilenko: She's so cute and seems to be so nice, plus she's Sharapova's best friend so...
Kill: I don't wanna kill someone but I guess if I must do that, it will be JHH

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