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MARIA FANS BRACE YOURSELVES - no matter the outcome today will end with Mashabashing

ATTENTION MASHA FANS - Prepare yourself for one of the following outcomes.

#1. If she loses less than 6-2, 6-2 than she is stupid bitch who never should have gotten the US Open title and the gorgeous Svetlana Kuznetsova is the most talented Russian of all and I told you so, I told you so.

#2. If she loses with a score greater than 6-2, 6-2 than she certainly tanked the match, she's a moneyhungry bitch, diabolicilally manipulating the circumstances at the round robin tournament to achieve the outcome she desires in her cold-hearted master plan to take over the tennis universe to the detriment of all the other earnest, hard-working girls on the tour.

#3. If she wins the match against Svetlana then she shrieked, cheated and bananad her way to a victory and she certainly got an easy draw and does not deserve this victory!

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Alright, I'll take #3!
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ATTENTION MASHA FANS - Prepare yourself for one of the following outcomes.

#1. If she loses less than 6-2, 6-2 than she is stupid bitch who never should have gotten the US Open title and the gorgeous Svetlana Kuznetsova is the most talented Russian of all and I told you so, I told you so.

#2. If she loses with a score greater than 6-2, 6-2 than she certainly tanked the match, she's a moneyhungry bitch, diabolicilally manipulating the circumstances at the round robin tournament to achieve the outcome she desires in her cold-hearted master plan to take over the tennis universe to the detriment of all the other earnest, hard-working girls on the tour.

#3. If she wins the match against Svetlana then she shrieked, cheated and bananad her way to a victory and she certainly got an easy draw and does not deserve this victory!
All three of them are true, so I really don't see your point.

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Go Maria!
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Sucks to be a bitch
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Go Banana !

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Option #4
If Maria wins and Dementieva somehow defeats Clijsters without losing more than 4 games, Maria is accused of favouritism for letting 2 Russians in the SF.

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If Maria wins and Dementieva somehow defeats Clijsters without losing more than 4 games, Maria is accused of favouritism for letting 2 Russians in the SF.

you are SOOOOOOOO right!

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