, Skips down the stairs to the locker room..."Hi, girls, I made it,Ah! Madrid da city of romance, da City of the Bull, da City of ze Matador
You sure can sling the "bull" Marti!
, Speaking of Matadors Martina, we're going to make you our door mats!
I don't care, I have dated so many exciting Spanish guys: Alfonzo, Sergio, Carlos, Juan, Edwardo....
"Oh! Stop it Martina, Vera won't let me date any of those lovely Spanish boys
Speaking of Bull, your boyfriend looks like one
- "Oh, Maria you are just a long drink of aqua (another language I speak) Sergio and I said nice tings to each udder...you know not the de romance of man yet, you tink you are the best "Diva" around but you are but a child!
Shut the fuck up Marti, I'm hot, I'm sizzling, I'm steaming right now
- "Hey, Maria wanna take a shower avec moi?"
"Let's talk tennis here, nevermind de "bull"!
- "Oh by da way Juju, Pierre Yves and I shopped all afternoon, I picked out a spanish lace negligee and PY got some spanish fly...Opps! I mean de pants with a fly that is Spanish, Marti made a funny
- "Keep up with the bullshit Martina, I can't wait to clobber you one more time!
-"I don't care, you'll be leaving soon you one slam wonder wid your lowly (nobody ever hearded of him) basketball player!
- "At least he has a face that won't haunt a house!
-"Its not the man in my life its the "life" in my men!
- "Yuck, get me my cape I'm going Halloween trick or treating!
- "How much are you going to charge for a trick Maria?"
- You'd hardly be a "treat" either Maria, no experience"!
They all gang up on Martina and gag her with her lace negligee..."Slut" that'll fix you!