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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
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"Out of my way fuck-face"
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shes thinking 'god, i hope no one realises i bought these sun glasses from a dollar store'
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Umm,I got something between my teeth

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mmmh, where in hell are my sunglasses? I had them a moment ago.
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"After what Peer said about me I just had her for breakfast...a bit chewy..."

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I really doubt Maria is as young as she always claims she is! She already has lines/wrinkles on her neck like someone much older

what do you think?

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
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I really doubt Maria is as young as she always claims she is! She already has lines/wrinkles on her neck like someone much older

what do you think?
I think you are ... well, let's just say wrong, and leave it at that.

There are records of everything from her birth to her arrival in the US to her play in juniors to her time at B's in Florida to ... to ... to ...

Everyone is lying? There is some VAST worldwide conspiracy to take a coupel of years off of Masha's age? Are you effin' serious?
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"With the hidden speaker in these glasses, Michael no longer has to flash signs to me from the stands. All he has to do is pretend like he's talking to my dad, and no one will know the difference."

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