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How far will Maria's axes of evil go?

Thus far, she has three main axes of evil:
1. Tati Incident in Miami
2. Banana tactics at the US Open
3. Pretending to not be ready when receiving serve in Zurich, recently today.

This is unbearable and clearly highlights her unsportsmanship like conduct. She needs to be fined by the WTA. But oh wait, Maria is WTA's whore and there's no way Larry would pull his pole out of her life.
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bis... still haven't given up the banana issue I see...

As for the answer: I heard she's gonna eat three babies with hot sauce tomorrow
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I heard her and Andy are releasing a sex tape.
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I heard her and Andy are releasing a sex tape.
Damn, I hope it can be purchased through Paypal.

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No one can deny that Maria resorts to these kind of tactics that will give her the edge. It's not an issue of "giving up" on this matter, but the fact stands that she's a cheater.
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Maria has plans to take over the whole world muhahahaha

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I heard her and Andy are releasing a sex tape.
andy who?
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Sadly, her fan is also creeped out by the assumption that Maria is going to take on the world. What's even more pathetic is that she pretends she has conquered the world when her opponents make UEs.
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andy who?

His last name is Roddick, I guess he's a tennis player.
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andy who?
Andy as in your dad.
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No one can deny that Maria resorts to these kind of tactics that will give her the edge. It's not an issue of "giving up" on this matter, but the fact stands that she's a cheater.
What tactics exactly did Maria employ against Tati that gave her the 'edge'? Also that banana really gave her super powers

Please give up on the crap...youre really scraping the barrel now
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andy who?
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did you mean Axis of Evil?
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His last name is Roddick, I guess he's a tennis player.
replace Maria with P. Hilton
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