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Unhappy I had the weirdest dream about Maria Sharapova...

I dreamt that I was making love to her on the bed, and it was really rough... she was shrieking loudly each time I pushed harder and harder...

Then, when it reached the climax, she shouted loudly... "Oh yes... yes!!! God!! It's coming!!! Push it, ANDY!!!"

I immediately woke up then...

ANDY??? WAS I ANDY RODDICK IN THAT DREAM???

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I dreamt that I was making love to her on the bed, and it was really rough... she was shrieking loudly each time I pushed harder and harder...

Then, when it reached the climax, she shouted loudly... "Oh yes... yes!!! God!! It's coming!!! Push it, ANDY!!!"

I immediately woke up then...

ANDY??? WAS I ANDY RODDICK IN THAT DREAM???
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No... it was you but Maria was fantasizing of Andy, I think
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Maybe Maria was just dreaming about Andy and somehow ur dirty mind hacked her dream

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more a nightmare than a dream to me

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Weird, but not as weird as my dream where Elena Dementieva was hitting me over the head with a loaf of onion bread.

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"Oh yes... yes!!! God!! It's coming!!! Push it, ANDY!!!"
It's coming?

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It's coming?

are you serious? he's referring to Sharapova orgasming.

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are you serious? he's referring to Sharapova orgasming.
Um, in his dream, he said Maria screamed, "It's coming!"

I dunno about you, but all of my lovers and I have always screamed, "I'm coming!" not "It's coming!"

"It's coming" sounds really gross!!!
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hahaha that's true.

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more a nightmare than a dream to me
In bed with Sharapova a nightmare? No way
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