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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:24 PM Thread Starter
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Question Is this really Maria Sharapova? Either she is really weird or Max wrote it

OK. So i was checking out this NEW Official Website and I was looking at some stuff and I thought... this doesn't sound like Maria at all.. what do you guys think? And also... does anyone ever use the word "hotso"? I mean Is that even a word?

http://www.mariasharapova.com/defaultflash.sps

I know a lot of you fans only see me as the Maria Sharapova that you see on court ( the one that grunts, screams, yells vamos, and all that blah) or the Maria Sharapova that the media writes about( the one that earns millions of dollars, the one that everyone would LOVE to be) but my main goal of this website is to be able to interact with my fans and give them the opportunity to get to know me through my own self, rather than the outside world.

The second day of the shoot was at the Arthur Ashe stadium. Kinda felt like I was playing two Grand Slams back-to-back, cause I just got back from Wimbe and here I am at Arthur Ashe. Unfortunately (actually I was very pissed) we got rained out in the second half of day #2, meaning "Yes Maria!! there's no chance you are flying out tonight." *now seriously... would her manager let her say a mildly rude word on her website?"


"People I'd Like to meet"

2. Orlando Bloom, HOTSO!!

1. Marylin Monroe, She defined "cool"

The day that my manager Max approved this photo, where I looked like a donkey, for a magazine a while ago, I put a stop to his picture decision-making right away. Do you realize how many times a day this guy has to type my name? It's pretty sad. Anyways that's beside the point right now. I will try to write my doodles about random stuff weekly but please don't be mad if I run a little behind sometimes. After all I do have my weekly spa appointments........just joking! Actually........maybe half joking. I have a very close team around me, and we call it the traveling circus. I am sure I will have lots of funny stories to report, because being in our group is like being in comedy central.
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:41 PM
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Erm yes, it sounds just like Maria actually.

Hotso may not be a word, but English is not Maria's native language.
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Why does this make her weird? If you ask me it makes her sound more like a teenage girl which many people seem to forget a lot of the time!

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I think it sounds like her, she sounds like a normal teenage girl.
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Yep. Sounds a lot like Maria just typing into a PC.



If it were pre-written it would be a lot more bland and formal.

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Hotso is the name of Legolas's character in Russian.
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who's max

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who's max
You are her eternal follower and you don't know who Max is? Weird.
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who's max
maria's agent
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Erm yes, it sounds just like Maria actually.
Yup exactly. I read this a week ago or something and I really thought it was genuine.

And yes, I've heard HOTSO before.

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"hotso" is not a word?
I mean there's "fatso" but I dunno about this one
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