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Adventures of BK4ever & Rocketta at US OPEN

Rock and I being obsessed tennis bums are right now sitting at the open freezing our asses off. Rock is a church girl so she is drinking coffee and I'm throwing back the beers. We were going to try to exchange tickets for monday night but the line is crazy long. I would rather drink than suffer through that line Its still raining here, matter of fact it just started coming down even more Thanks to my BB, I can bring you this exciting report

VENUS. ANA, TAY TAY. NICOLE. LAURA. KONJUH. MADISON

SERENA. MUGU. VIKA. PETKO. CARO. TIMEA. SVETA. HEATHER. KAIA. TAMIRA. FLAVIA. GEORGI. COCO. LUCIE, SLOANE. PENG. SORANA. ALICIA. JAEDA. CICI. ANETT. DANKA. DONNA. FRANCOISE.

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. SHENAY. DINARA. GISELA. SPREM.
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it won't stop before 8 when I assume Ana vs Serena would be the only match played and maybe Nadal can sneak in too but it maybe late and all of his matches are longer so it may dawn before the finnish
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Rock and I being obsessed tennis bums are right now sitting at the open freezing our asses off. Rock is a church girl so she is drinking coffee and I'm throwing back the beers. We were going to try to exchange tickets for monday night but the line is crazy long. I would rather drink than suffer through that line Its still raining here, matter of fact it just started coming down even more Thanks to my BB, I can bring you this exciting report
Ha, that's great! Keep us posted. I look forward to reading more reports of this nature.
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Thanks for the report. Tell 'Ketta I said

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Thanks to my BB, I can bring you this exciting report
Crack(berries) kill. You have been warned

Maybe you should try the line again after a few more reeb's - it may not get any shorter, but it might become more entertaining

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Did you two have sex?

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Aww...Well I'm sure the adventures will get better later on.
I wanted to watch the US Open Friday and Saturday but the tickets were sold out.
My Sunday and Monday tickets are looking really nice right now.

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Sadly, as you probably already know, a very large green glob is rapidly approaching you two on the weather radar! But once that green glob passes, it looks like you're home free for the evening. Enjoy!
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Did you two have sex?
We don't but if you have a big dick and a decent face I might consider you. However, if you are pubescent with a teeny weeny please don't even bother

VENUS. ANA, TAY TAY. NICOLE. LAURA. KONJUH. MADISON

SERENA. MUGU. VIKA. PETKO. CARO. TIMEA. SVETA. HEATHER. KAIA. TAMIRA. FLAVIA. GEORGI. COCO. LUCIE, SLOANE. PENG. SORANA. ALICIA. JAEDA. CICI. ANETT. DANKA. DONNA. FRANCOISE.

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. SHENAY. DINARA. GISELA. SPREM.
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Rock is a church girl so she is drinking coffee and I'm throwing back the beers.
Lol @ Rocky not drinking because she's a church girl. Tell her it's ok to have a beer or two, it ain't nothing but Jesus Juice.

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Where is Denise4925 at? She said she was going?
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Rock and I being obsessed tennis bums are right now sitting at the open freezing our asses off. Rock is a church girl so she is drinking coffee and I'm throwing back the beers. We were going to try to exchange tickets for monday night but the line is crazy long. I would rather drink than suffer through that line Its still raining here, matter of fact it just started coming down even more Thanks to my BB, I can bring you this exciting report
WONDERFUL!!
I'll be coming back to this thread for sure.
Are you guys sharing a room, or are you being nice kids.
@ Rockey with her non-alcoholic beverages. If I were you I'd smell her breath and check for a toddie tin tucked away in an inner pocket.

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We don't but if you have a big dick and a decent face I might consider you. However, if you are pubescent with a teeny weeny please don't even bother
Bk, I don't think you have the sense you were born with. . . .LOL!!!!!

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Thanks for the report. Tell 'Ketta I said
She did and I said, "Hey" back.
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Where is Denise4925 at? She said she was going?
Denise got here on Wednesday. Today was suppose to be her last day. I didnt catch up with her today though. I'm sure she is sad that she didnt get to see tennis on her last day.

VENUS. ANA, TAY TAY. NICOLE. LAURA. KONJUH. MADISON

SERENA. MUGU. VIKA. PETKO. CARO. TIMEA. SVETA. HEATHER. KAIA. TAMIRA. FLAVIA. GEORGI. COCO. LUCIE, SLOANE. PENG. SORANA. ALICIA. JAEDA. CICI. ANETT. DANKA. DONNA. FRANCOISE.

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. SHENAY. DINARA. GISELA. SPREM.
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