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I feel ugly, oh so ugly

I feel ugly
oh so ugly
it's pathetic how ugly I feel
I can't help it
cause of this dumb Sharapova ad

she's so perfect
and a Goddess
I know that I just cannot compare
I want to be her
because everyone thinks she's so hot

hear her stupid shrieks on the tennis court
damn she really hits the ball hard
see her serve an ace
make a scary face
and more

She's so awesome
and a giant
she's ambidexterous as well
everyone should
want to be Sharapova!!!!

P.S. STOP SHOWING THAT FRIGGEN COMMERCIAL!!!!

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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old Sep 1st, 2006, 11:09 PM
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i fucking LOVE that commercial, it's brilliant. i bet Nike sales are going way up. get used to it, that commercial is hilarious

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I have only seen it once, thank goodness
it was the "make every shot a power shot" commercial which drove me mad... they wouldn't stop showing it

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I have only seen it once, thank goodness
it was the "make every shot a power shot" commercial which drove me mad... they wouldn't stop showing it
You're just jealous that Sharapova is straight and sexy and Mono [censored]

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You're just jealous that Sharapova is straight and sexy and Mono is gay and a man.

are you kidding me? it's one thing to not like a player and wish them the worst, but don't talk like that. you should be banned

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You're just jealous that Sharapova is straight and sexy and Mono is gay and a man.
Why when you don't like player with have a great hype in term of mode,that's mean that you're jealous!

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Red face

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You're just jealous that Sharapova is straight and sexy and Mono is gay and a man.
ok, you have issues !

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are you kidding me? it's one thing to not like a player and wish them the worst, but don't talk like that. you should be banned
yes, it should be banned immediately. It is not fit to lick shit off Hablo's shoes. Amateur!
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You're just jealous that Sharapova is straight and sexy and Mono is gay and a man.
Retarded comment of the year.

Don't know who Mono is but Momo is gay you're right, I don't see why it's an issue though, this is the 21st centuary right?
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it's terrible. i seriously want to throw up whenever i see it

ugh, why do they all suck????????
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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old Sep 1st, 2006, 11:23 PM
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the comercial is getting on my nerves, it playes like 10 times every hour! Same with the roddick one

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Sorry Peeps. No hard feelings, Just saying what i believe.
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Changed my post ;D
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