At Antwerp this year, you may have remembered a photo shoot where Elena Dementieva was seen making chocolate with an elderly man at a factory, as seen below.
Now, 5 months later, upon reading that numerous WTAWorld.com users had dubbed the Russian as one of the most disappointing players of the year, Dementieva has devised a plan to defeat all her opponents before she steps on the court. After killing off the poor, elderly chocolate making fellow, Elena madly laughed as she added poison to several homemade chocolates which are expected to be passed out at the JPMorgan Chase Open players party!
Dementieva then gleefully flaunted her chocolates as a young child in a candy store would, posing them as regular chocolates. By the time she is through, the five players ranked above her, along with noteable rivals such as Anastasia Myskina, Gisela Dulko, Sandra Kleinova, Julia Schruff, Dinara Safina, Patty Schnyder, Serena Williams, and assorted other WTA stars are expected to be wiped off the planet, leaving Dementieva to the number one ranking poisition!
Elena's first victim is Kim Clijsters.