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Acura Qualy Picture Needs Captions

This picture begs for captions. It comes from an Acura qualifying match on Sunday, which Kat won. She won her first round main draw match today too. So she's not doing so bad, despite the histrionics. I'll go first ...

[Ballgirl] Nice outfit.

[Linesman] This girl is kookoo for Coco Puffs.

[Kateryna] I'm gonna knock this wall down!

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"Kateryna had her groundstrokes down pat, but needed some work on her accuracy."

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Linesman: "Psst. Tell her she's facing the wrong way."

Ballgirl: "Unh-uh. I ain't goin' near her."
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[Ballgirl] Why do people play tennis?

[Linesman] Please don't hurt me. I have a wife and two kids.

[Kateryna] Let's see if I can hit this fence. Cause I sure as hell can't hit a tennis ball!
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Kat's coach: *yelling* "I said deflate the ball, not deflect it!"

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She is totally going to backhand that wall. At least she's keeping her form.
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Kateryna:Huh, and mom was saying that I cant play without my contacts!

Ball girl:yeah, right.

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great pic, thanks for posting
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Ballgirl: "She may not know where the court is, but she's got a nice ass."
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"After the match Kateryna said that her opponent played like a wall"

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[Kateryna] In squash you are allowed to hit the ball back contacting the wall, and in tennis this will now be the new WTA tennis improvement idea as well. Forget coaching during the match.
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