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In a Street Fight...who would win????

Who would get there butts handed to them if they were to go at it in a stright on cat fight? And what would the outcome be?

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1)HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA!

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS!

3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!!!

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA!!

5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS~!~

9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! !!

10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!
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MARTINA HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA:

Hingis would start off by talking trash and calling Anna a "pathetic pushover" Ana would procced to belt a few slaps and then they would resort to throwing food at each other, a massive crowd would encircle them and they would then start signing autographs and pretend like nothing happened, Martina cooing a pathetic reply of "oooh, anna and i were just practicing out new moves, were entering the WWF! Were going for there tag team titles!!"

LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS:

Lindsay would attack with strong kicks to the gut and send venus flying by the hair tumbling down a flight of stairs, only to have venus get up, crawl up and knock lindsay out cold with her compact loius vuitton metal brass belt buckle....ko for Venus.

SERENA versus Jennifer:

Capriati would approach serena to bum a beer, Serena would flip her the middle finger...capriati grabs a fistfullof hair and hammers 10 punches to serenas temple, sending her flying into random bar tables and chairs, ruining her designer gown...Blood dripping from her face onto her sheer versace lace dress, serena screams in outrage, both lock up and bigin kicking the crap out of each other, serena starts getting the upper hand and slams Jennifer into the bar, head first, one 2, 3...Capriati grabs a bottle of Crystal and smashes Serenas head with it...and laughs in triumph...Capriati assumes shes kicked her butt, but serena takes a big mac out of her purse (for later) and crams it down Capriatis throat ....choking her out....Serena by submission.

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1)HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA!
Both puny! But in a battle of divas, Kournikova seems to be the one that can get real catty! At the end of this fight, I believe Hingis would be bauld!

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS!
Venus is a lover, not a fighter. Davenport- barely.


3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!!!
Both bad bitches, but Serena is stronger. Serena would knock her out in a matter of nano-seconds

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA!!
Had Myskina been taller, Myskina would definitely do damage. But since Maria is taller, I would give her the slight advantage; however, Myskina's hatred for Masha could prove to be the key factor in this wild encounter. Tie.


5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!
No questions asked! Serena hands down! Serena would beat her into submission. No contest

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!
Clijsters is bigger! Clijsters easily


7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!
Im starting to doubt that JHH can win a fight on tour Capriati would beat her until she turned blue

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS~!~
Mauresmo. I have a feeling that Mauresmo would really like to show her that she is "1/2 man" if they fought *I'm not saying she is


9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! !!
Patty Schnyder She's psycho. Only Serena and Davenport could take her in a fight, IMO.


10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!
Venus has the advantage in height, and I would like to believe strength. Venus would beat her as if it were a tennis match Tough to call, but I don't think Venus would like to lose to Capriati in ANYTHING! Her determination would lead her to the K.O (knock out )
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Serena Vs. anyone, i'll put a bet on Serena, she'll sit on them.
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SERENA versus Jennifer:

Capriati would approach serena to bum a beer, Serena would flip her the middle finger...capriati grabs a fistfullof hair and hammers 10 punches to serenas temple, sending her flying into random bar tables and chairs, ruining her designer gown...Blood dripping from her face onto her sheer versace lace dress, serena screams in outrage, both lock up and bigin kicking the crap out of each other, serena starts getting the upper hand and slams Jennifer into the bar, head first, one 2, 3...Capriati grabs a bottle of Crystal and smashes Serenas head with it...and laughs in triumph...Capriati assumes shes kicked her butt, but serena takes a big mac out of her purse (for later) and crams it down Capriatis throat ....choking her out....Serena by submission.

To be continued
My thought exactly@
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Out of all this bitchffights, the one that would be the most brutal, is obviously Capriati Serena...id PAY to see them fu real fight! That would be close, either way, yeah serena is bigger, but not by much...and they are both bad ass bitches who can throw punches and take one too!

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Serena vs Amelie Mauresmo
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Great thread




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The disgusting bitch will prevail -erm, substitute "disgusting bitch" for whoever you want.




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you should have just called yourself trish102

ok i'll stop now
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1)HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA!

Hingis would get off to an early start with a lot of toe stomping and quick sharp angle smacks, but Kournikova would be just too much too look at. Hingis would be caught staring for a split second when Kournikova delivers a massive blow for a KO. A gentle fluff of the braid and she is done. Hingis left with two black eyes.

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS!

One of the most intriguing battles. Davenport is like a brick wall! Venus wouldn't pace herself very well like most matches she would beat Lindsay around but she would get worn and then Lindsay goes on a meelee giving a good romp. Fortunately for Venus if it got too bad she could definetely out run her

3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!!!

Oh man this would feature the most trash talk for sure! Capriati would start off with a good bitch slap but sadly this enrages Serena too much and with one knuckle sandwich Jenny is out

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA!!

OMG SHRIEKING BROOMS! This would be hilarious, Myskina would be yelling in Russian and Maria wouldn't know what she was saying Sharapova is stronger but her slow movement would make it hard for her to cathch Myskina, after beautiful countering Myskina has worn down Masha and scratches her eyes out to send Sharapova 6 feet under.

5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

Once again Serena just punches her and she's down end of story!

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

Justine would get a few good slaps in, every one matched with an allez Kim would start off nice but after so much wear and tear. The truly evil Kim would finally reserge into something beastly and she would slap JHH all the way to the Seychelle Islands truly a remarkable sight!

7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!

Poor Justine can't get a win. After an embarrasing loss to Serena, Jenny comes out firing and with such intensity, 8 punces will do it and Justine left black and blue

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS~!~

Mauresmo shows her muscles in this match as she lifts Hingis up by her throat and throws her around like a rag-doll. Martina ends up on a coat rack and Mauresmo is about to deliver the final blow when Martina kicks Mauresmo in her *%&(@%- and Mauresmo is done. No contest as Mauresmo can't get up and Martina can't get off the hanger

9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! !!

Ultimate fight! Two heavyweights going at it. The highest quality for sure. Punch returned with punch and both girls equal. The claws are out in full force and Patty makes one minor mistakes and Conchi pins her to the wall. She then provides some deep lovin on Patty and Patty can't take it as she has a heart attack and loses this epic!

10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!

Venus is a little uspet about her loss to davenport so she gives Capriati a swack on the right cheek and a swat on the left! Capriati finds herself a bit dizzy but recovers to give Venus a whomp in the stomach. Both girls fight till their both in agony but Venus's fitness prooves to be to much as just a little flick on the face sends Cappy to da floor. Sort of a cheesy way to end it but someone had to win

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you should have just called yourself trish102

ok i'll stop now
Hmmm, I don't remember trish102. Anyway AlanaStarr is the crack.




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1)HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA!

Hingis would get off to an early start with a lot of toe stomping and quick sharp angle smacks, but Kournikova would be just too much too look at. Hingis would be caught staring for a split second when Kournikova delivers a massive blow for a KO. A gentle fluff of the braid and she is done. Hingis left with two black eyes.

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS!

One of the most intriguing battles. Davenport is like a brick wall! Venus wouldn't pace herself very well like most matches she would beat Lindsay around but she would get worn and then Lindsay goes on a meelee giving a good romp. Fortunately for Venus if it got too bad she could definetely out run her

3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!!!

Oh man this would feature the most trash talk for sure! Capriati would start off with a good bitch slap but sadly this enrages Serena too much and with one knuckle sandwich Jenny is out

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA!!

OMG SHRIEKING BROOMS! This would be hilarious, Myskina would be yelling in Russian and Maria wouldn't know what she was saying Sharapova is stronger but her slow movement would make it hard for her to cathch Myskina, after beautiful countering Myskina has worn down Masha and scratches her eyes out to send Sharapova 6 feet under.

5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

Once again Serena just punches her and she's down end of story!

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

Justine would get a few good slaps in, every one matched with an allez Kim would start off nice but after so much wear and tear. The truly evil Kim would finally reserge into something beastly and she would slap JHH all the way to the Seychelle Islands truly a remarkable sight!

7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!

Poor Justine can't get a win. After an embarrasing loss to Serena, Jenny comes out firing and with such intensity, 8 punces will do it and Justine left black and blue

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS~!~

Mauresmo shows her muscles in this match as she lifts Hingis up by her throat and throws her around like a rag-doll. Martina ends up on a coat rack and Mauresmo is about to deliver the final blow when Martina kicks Mauresmo in her *%&(@%- and Mauresmo is done. No contest as Mauresmo can't get up and Martina can't get off the hanger

9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! !!

Ultimate fight! Two heavyweights going at it. The highest quality for sure. Punch returned with punch and both girls equal. The claws are out in full force and Patty makes one minor mistakes and Conchi pins her to the wall. She then provides some deep lovin on Patty and Patty can't take it as she has a heart attack and loses this epic!

10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!

Venus is a little uspet about her loss to davenport so she gives Capriati a swack on the right cheek and a swat on the left! Capriati finds herself a bit dizzy but recovers to give Venus a whomp in the stomach. Both girls fight till their both in agony but Venus's fitness prooves to be to much as just a little flick on the face sends Cappy to da floor. Sort of a cheesy way to end it but someone had to win
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1)HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA
Martina She'd figure out a way to beat Anna probably by means of pulling her hair

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS!
Venus by a longshot I can't see Lindsay beating anyone up

3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!!!
No comment

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA!!
Tough tough battle I can't decide.

5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!
Justine

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!
Justine again

7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!
Ok I think JCap would be more motivated

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS~!~
Momo

9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! !!
Of course Patty

10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!
JCap

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