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Sharapova's hips don't lie!

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Sharapova doesn't have hips, so by definition, they CAN'T lie.

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She's copying Venus by walking on court with a handbag.
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She's copying Venus by walking on court with a handbag.
I guess shes copying Anna for being blonde too! Dont be so fucking ridiculous!

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I guess shes copying Anna for being blonde too! Dont be so fucking ridiculous!
I know, I've seen about a dozen girls come on court this fortnight with their handbags...yet as usual Maria is the only one to get bashed for it!
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And Maria copies Paris Hilton for her pose.

Being blonde is a physical trait, by the way :retard:
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Nobody copies Paris Hilton Bis, god i thought you had enough decency to understand that one! Shes famous for nothing! Shes copying many before her for trying to be famous when she actually has no real talent! Just daddys checkbook and a video camera.

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If she was famous for nothing, she would not have been on TV, or produced a song. Everyone talks about for her stupidity which she is famous for
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If she was famous for nothing, she would not have been on TV, or produced a song. Everyone talks about for her stupidity which she is famous for
When she first got in the spotlight she was famous for being daddys little girl. Now the spotlights on her shes trying her best to actually be known for having a talent, not just daddys cheque book and a camera, so far shes fucked everyone of those things up...Acting and Singing and the simple life i mean come on!

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If she was famous for nothing, she would not have been on TV, or produced a song. Everyone talks about for her stupidity which she is famous for
Oh please, if you're going to make fun of others for their English make sure yours is immaculate first
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Sharapova doesn't have hips, so by definition, they CAN'T lie.
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Oh please, if you're going to make fun of others for their English make sure yours is immaculate first
I'm sorry I accidentally added in "for" in my sentence. Jeez. People like you can't read then.
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I'm sorry I accidentally added in "for" in my sentence. Jeez. People like you can't read then.
Now you know how it feels for someone to be so picky on an incorrect spelling

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Now you know how it feels for someone to be so picky on an incorrect spelling
Incorrect spelling? I spelt nothing wrong; I just accidentally added in a word. As for you, your grammar and punctuation were both lacking.
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I'm sorry I accidentally added in "for" in my sentence. Jeez. People like you can't read then.
You set the standards, I'm just following them!
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