I suggest that another Nastya fan write something. After that little incident where I sort of cut my left ear off and mailed it to her, the court has prohibited my from having any sort of contact (including but not limited to face-to-face (within 500 feet), telephone, mail, drive-by, third person or electronic) with Anastasia Myskina. Apparently she misunderstood my harmless little gesture. Looking back, I probably should have just asked for an autograph. Plus, now when I get a haircut, the stylist always says, "Do want it cut up around the.......oh, sorry."
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking fuck, fuck, FUCK!" - Anastasia Myskina
"The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man." - Mark Twain
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken