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post #1 of 139 (permalink) Old May 24th, 2002, 11:38 PM Thread Starter
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The "Jenn has luck and no talent" thread for JENN FANS

Hey Jenn fans: I thought I might be sarcastic here and show some of the Jenn "naysayers" how their posts appear: Let the fun begin...Don't you get tired of reading posts along these lines:

"I think Jennifer would have to be really lucky this year. The only way she can win is to have an easy draw, and that is nearly impossible since anyone can beat her and she only beats her opponents when they are injured or sick.
I don't think Jennifer even stands a chance against Serena, I mean Serena has beaten her like so bad the last five times. I mean the matches were like all 6-1, 6-0. Jennifer had absolutely no chance in the match. HER SERVE never let her down to let Serena win those matches(HEHEHEHEHEH)" I mean with that record everyone should be willing to bet their firstborn on Serena winning the possible SF.

And as for her victories over Rena in the past: they are simple. Rena either had a stomach virus, cramps, flu, taped knees are something. How else could Jenn"No Talent" win those matches."

And if werent for Martina being tired in OZ 2001, Kim being a first time finalist at RG in 2001, Martina squandering those match points in OZ 2002, we would be looking at a No slam Capriati. I think personally, they need to put astericks in the bottom of the pages in the record books and say that Miss Capriati was given those titles and is not worthy like every single person who has won a GS. Jennifer I hate to say it but you are the sad exception in over 100 years of tennis.

Jennifer don't go to Paris and try to defend it is futile. You are not capable of beating the top players. Only the 9 others in the top ten are.

JENN FANS JOIN IN ON THE FUN! LET ME HEAR SOME OF YOUR SARCASM!!!! I AM HAVING A BALL!!
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I like this thread, but I have no inspiration.
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Even though Kimmie, Monica, have losing records against Venus, they can still win because they are loved and talented. Sorry, Jenn you have no chance because I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU ARE A MAJOR THREAT, so I think I will just continue with my put downs and refuse to give you credit for being capable of beating anyone.
Jennifer you are really the worst person in the world. You deserve to be locked up with serial killers....let's just hope the serial killers are protected from those curse words..their "holy" ears might be corrupted.....

I am so glad i have never uttered a "curse" word in my life, even in a time of anger. And that goes for me and at least 100 other posters who have started a club "The tongues of the Nuns"

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post #6 of 139 (permalink) Old May 25th, 2002, 04:40 AM
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Even though Kimmie, Monica, have losing records against Venus, they can still win because they are loved and talented.
LOL At least they have won against her.

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I mean with that record everyone should be willing to bet their firstborn on Serena winning the possible SF.
I think that pretty much sums it up!

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Thank you Jarrett you just proved the whole point of the thread


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Hello! lol

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Some people just don't get it, eh?

I personally think that Jenn should retire.

Her lack of talent is an embarrassment to the sport, and all women in general.
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I mean at Aus 2001 she had to beat the past 3 people who had won the event, with 8 Oz titles between them - Monica, LIndsay, Martina.

At the FO 2001, she only had to beat Serena (who her fans tout is a miracle on clay), Martina Hingis(2 times finalist), and Kim Clijsters (put up such a big fight, it caused the longest third set in FO finals ever ). Its clear, this was luck. Serena was sick (or was it injured this time?), Martina was just giving Jenn a hand, and Kim was a newbie who no one had ever heard of before.

Then Aus 2002 rolls around - and she only has to beat Amelie Mauresmo ( a no talent schmuch), Kim Clisjters (her again? Kim who?), and Martina Hingis (Martina who? Its not like she's won it before!).

Her draws are so easy, that I could win slams with them.
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I know it absolutely disgusts me how Capriati wins...She is so lucky. You have got to be lucky. She had at least 25 or more scenarios come together at once to allow her to win. She really is a no talent. I am getting sick of her 6-0 blowout losses to Serena. I wish Jenn could at least get to 3 sets with the best. Then I would be so happy.

Hey Becca let's get a petition going to make Jenn play twice as many matches as the others to win a GS. Then we will see how luck come in....

And I am getting sick of Jenn not having to play Venus, Serena, and Lindsay in every tournament.

DAMMIT Jennifer! It is your responsibility to see that the other girls win their matches! B**ch how dare you allow Venus to lose to Barbara in the 1st round year. I will never forgive you....
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Hey Becca! Good to see you from the old board! Memories.....
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I think that Jenn paid Venus to lose early, then poisoned Serena's food - at the FO last year.

It really is pathetic, isn't it?
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You think criminal charges will be filed?
uuuuhhmmm...so maybe Serena wasn't faking after all?
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hello

id love to write something inspirational, but i dont have time (im too tired)

GO JEN!!!!

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