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What Martina Can DO for Poor Swiss Whites...

Martina with all her fame and glory should reach out to the poor swiss white children! How dare Martina not do anything to help the poor unfortunates of her adopted homeland! Doesnt she care about the rampant misuse of language and poor dialect pronounciation of the children? Each dialect must be perfect no matter how many languages they speak!!!!

Lets not forget that she can be a shining example for them pick themselves up by their bootstraps and carry themselves with dignity but not in Italian shoes. Maybe she can start a clinic for proper etiquette during media interviews because the poor illiterate children should be ready for anything, including press conferences.

Lets not forget Martina's Mother, Dearest! She must by all means teach each and every Swiss child how to properly wear their hair and scowl appropriately with a sour look. Thats vital for success on the court as well as in life, it must be taught!

In her spare time Martina should also return to her native homeland and start a reeducation camp for ADD afflicted illiterate mute handicap children not yet in pre-school. That way she can get an early jump on saving them. Rember, the eary bird catches the worm.


Martina I will expect all of this and more because it is your obligation as a famous athlete to save you race now!

herdoto maybe you dont know what sarcasm is. Im responding to the oh so wise Toineffa.

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such an idiotic thread!.
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I'm not sure whether to shake my head or laugh out loud.... I see the humour, so I'll laugh in the spirited it is intended.

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Are there poor white Swiss?
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If thats a response to herdoto's sarcasm...its in poor taste!!


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barmaid its a response to Toineffas thread. Im satirizing her thread, doesnt anyone get it?
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Martina with all her fame and glory should reach out to the poor swiss white children! How dare Martina not do anything to help the poor unfortunates of her adopted homeland!
She should start with her family first, namely her poor dad!

"Everybody wants to beat a Williams sister...wouldn't you?" - Serena Williams
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Thanks Seles! For a moment I thought I wasn't being clever enought heh
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Thanks Seles! For a moment I thought I wasn't being clever enought heh
This happens to me all the time! I start a 'tongue in cheek' thread and then everyone gets all nasty and talks about shit I didn't even bring up in my post. I think we don't spell out our humour enough, sound good?
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Cybelle, darling, just because you attempted to be satyrical or clever doesn't mean this thread necessarily was.



It's amazing how some posters here think they are always "funny." Not meaning you always try to be a smartass Cybelle, just stating the fact.
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I agree completely with you seles.

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