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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
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19. In the period from January to April 2006 Dr. Skalny sent very detailed messages to Ms Sharapova [...]: “Mildronate 1-2 X 10, repeat in 2 wks (before training or competition)”; “1 hr before competition, 2 pills of Mildronate”; “During games of special importance, you can increase your Mildronate dose to 3-4 pills (1 hr before the match). However, it is necessary to consult me on all these matters (please call)”; “30 minutes prior to a training session: Mildronat – 1 Capsule. 30-45 minutes prior to a tournament Mildronat 2 capsules”.
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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
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What about her clothes? It's ugly, so ugly,lack of taste
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Arantxa is thinking, "Iguales? Please, this bitch has only made one Slam final."

Sharapova is thinking, "Who is this Spanish guy they've paired me up with?"
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welcome back to the 80's, Maria!

Vassilissa is my girl............
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what the hell is she wearing

She looks nice in the first pic though

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What about her clothes? It's ugly, so ugly,lack of taste
yeah her clothes in this thread are not that flash IMO,

BUT SHE STILL LOOKS DAMN HOT!!!!!!
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OMG 3 of the least liked people for me...

BTW what the hell is Maria wearing? Arantxa, trying to look good in a dress as always...
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@ Maria's clothes

Arantxa looks awesome on the other hand

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.:.Ana Ivanovic.:.
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post #15 of 19 (permalink) Old May 11th, 2006, 10:02 PM
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Now Maria looks very Russian.

It's exactly the same clothes middle aged Russian women wear when they go to their hotel's night club during their cheap package holidays.
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