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View Poll Results: How did Venus really injure her wrist?
Lifting her luggage 4 7.55%
Signing a lot of autographs 0 0%
Washing Jeff Kent\'s truck 4 7.55%
Fighting off Tee Rexx\'s amorous advances 7 13.21%
Counting her endorsement money 3 5.66%
Giving herself a... concentrated massage 10 18.87%
Polishing her trophies 1 1.89%
Helping Serena put on her bra 23 43.40%
Crushing that guy\'s hand in Rome 1 1.89%
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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old May 22nd, 2002, 08:31 PM Thread Starter
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How did Venus really injure her wrist?



Reference note for non-Americans: Jeff Kent is a baseball player who broke his wrist in the offseason when he fell off of his motorcycle while doing a wheelie. Since his contract has a clause forbidding him from riding motorcycles, he fabricated the story that he fell on it while washing his truck. (The truth came out when a witness reported what he had done.)
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old May 22nd, 2002, 08:40 PM
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#6? Venus has that Italian stallion for that. Lucky her. He'll kiss it and make it all better.
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#6? Venus has that Italian stallion for that. Lucky her. He'll kiss it and make it all better.
Hmmmm he'll kiss it . What you talking bout Willis?

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lol @ number 6 ...

I poll for counting her cash...
Even my hands are tired for counting her cash...

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LMA-totally-OFF @ "putting on Serena's bra", but being the epitome of perversion that I am, I had to go with Venus "giving herself a ....concentrated massage"!

Dammitt, Venus!!!
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old May 23rd, 2002, 10:53 AM
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lol 'Washing Jeff Kent's truck'. I guess you had to explain that to the non-baseball fans. roflmao

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LOL at Jeff Kent

I say counting all her endorsment money

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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old May 23rd, 2002, 03:20 PM
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LOL @ "Serena's bra"

"They'll never win a grandslam title" LOL!
"They'll never be ranked #1" LOL!
"They'll never win a title on clay" LOL!
"All they do is hit hard" LOL!
"Venus will never win another Tier I title" LOL!
"Venus will never beat another top-5 player" LOL!
"Venus will never win another grand slam title" LOL!
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Well, I think Anna dropped a bowling ball on it..but thats not there, so I put #6
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I am glad to see that many just could not believe that VENUS would want to fight of the Hunk of Hollywood, the great Tee Rexx.

VENUS has quite a bit of cash and does not completely trust her accounts, so she regularly recounts her vast sums of dough.

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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old May 23rd, 2002, 06:41 PM
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this is funny polls for me...likes very mich and finds with much laughter.....myself, voted for bra for serena---serena gots lots going on there on chest.....
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