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"Hello, Room Service? I'd like a hundred pepperoni pizzas and a case of champagne sent to Room 1012. Yes, that's right--last name spelled M-y-s-k- . . .

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(whispering) "Hey Max? is that you? listen can you get here a little later if possible? The Parentals still here ,hell shes like a turd that wont flush at times I can tell ya! anyways I told her theres a knitting convention on in the lobby so shes gonna be outta her soon ,some come on up then ok? knock 3 times so I know its you .bye bye ,kisses ,bye ,no! you hang up first ,NO YOU! hehe giggle ,come on I know u are still there!!"

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(whispering) "Hey Max? is that you? listen can you get here a little later if possible? The Parentals still here ,hell shes like a turd that wont flush at times I can tell ya! anyways I told her theres a knitting convention on in the lobby so shes gonna be outta her soon ,some come on up then ok? knock 3 times so I know its you .bye bye ,kisses ,bye ,no! you hang up first ,NO YOU! hehe giggle ,come on I know u are still there!!"
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yeah right Max!! like you WOULD say that? hehehe

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I like that pic of Lena on a pay phone.

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I like that pic of Lena on a pay phone.
GL and her Payphone pic!!! here you go ,just for you!


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