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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old May 21st, 2002, 02:05 PM Thread Starter
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Angry jennifer is so mean

has anyone noticed that Jennifer hardly ever wears socks when she plays......

for somebody with her earnings, you'd think she'd at least get down to sock shop and sort herself out.

people are dying from poverty everyday and would do anything to own a pair of socks.

Jennifer (and her tennis shoes) just stink.
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post #2 of 32 (permalink) Old May 21st, 2002, 02:13 PM
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Yes, god damn her! Think of all the young children working in those sweat shops making socks...and since she doesn't wear them - demand is lower and the kids are getting laid off. Mai Ling's family will surely starve without her earnings. Poor Mai Ling! See what you've done Jen?
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AND! She only wears the one blue FILA dress!! She could feed Mai Ling's whole village for a year if she'd just wear a different outfit!! Damn cheapsake....

(This is a funny thread - LOL)!!!
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not to mention that she employs her father as coach. such nepotism, such cost-cutting behaviour.

mind you she needs to save every penny she earns to build a house big enough for her ego and her a**.

(joking )
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post #5 of 32 (permalink) Old May 21st, 2002, 03:42 PM
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Dammit Jen! Would it kill you to wear a pair of these???



ok, so they're not by Fila...and they're also really nasty...but I'm sure they'd look great with "that" dress

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Oh so that is why Stefano had to give up his on socks to Jennifer at the Aus final! She took the socks right off daddy's feet!

" OMG girl, you need to put your shoes and socks back on! I can't even play like this, uuuuuccckkk!"


"Hey Rena, give babygirl the platinum visa and send her down to accesorize that body, I am talking star treatment, shoes, socks, dress, jewelry, hair do, eye lift, tummy tuck, and nails."

" Here I am once again, torn into peices can't deny it can't pretend thought you were the one, broken up deep inside but you don't get to see these tears I've cried behind theses hazel eyes."

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Smile You all know I adore Jennifer, just some funny posts!

Here's a smile, put it on..............

" Here I am once again, torn into peices can't deny it can't pretend thought you were the one, broken up deep inside but you don't get to see these tears I've cried behind theses hazel eyes."

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Jen! Poor Mai Ling is at the end of her rope! Now her kids are in the scrunchie sweat shop, you'd think you could deign to wear more than one scrunchie in your hair! Whats Mai Ling to do! Maybe she should send her kids to the raquet string sweat shop, you have plenty of those
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OMG! Just another reason for people to hate her...

Go Jennifer!!
Good Luck in 2003!!

"I just made the decision that it's now or never..Just, you gotta have this positive self-image of yourself and otherwise, you know, your not gonna survive this life, I mean, you're gonna go through living depressed and sad and not being able to look at yourself and always degrating yourself..You know the most important thing is, is that to love yourself, you know, walk around with your head high and not take anything from anybody!..There's no other way than to just try to be happy, to try to smile, 'cause you know it's just..your wasting time if you're not!"
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oh my god!

next she's going to be wearing socks with sandels... UGH!!

and where they produce desolation, they call it peace
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Why did you use an Asian name???? Are you racists? How dare you! Just kidding! Gotcha though for a second there.
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Treufeund you are so right! In the spirit of equal opportunity here is the following:

Jen! What are you thinking! How dare you only use generic finger nail polish when those poor kidnapped kids from the suburbs are slaving away in underground new york city sweat shops! Poor Becky and Skip are working their pre-teen Beverly Hills 90210 fingers to the bone to make those Revlon cosmetics! Do you think the gift baskets from the Goddess and Babygirl Rena will put scraps on their makeshift tables! NO! They need you to accesorize girlfriend! Buy that makeup and help poor Becky and Skip before they're shipped off to the white slave sex market overseas!

Oh if any slavers are reading please kidnap mike sell and send him to the following PO box in care of Cybelle Darkholme...
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sorry cybelle but i have Mike Sell chained up to my bedposts.
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post #14 of 32 (permalink) Old May 21st, 2002, 06:36 PM
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No... Mai Ling is an allusion to a line on Golden Girls. I can't remember the exact episode but it's about a wedding and picking the wrong man... Rose says 'Poor Mai Ling will be picked on at the country club at her coming out ball'. So Mai Ling gets brought in there a few times. (Sorry, I'm a GG fan with apparently too much time on my hands!)
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post #15 of 32 (permalink) Old May 21st, 2002, 06:42 PM
 
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cybelle and treufreund - have you not heard the news ... Mike is engaged to be married this year ... (not to Monica BTW).

You guys had better get in there quick and change his mind .
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