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serena vs. maria in a boxing match

who do guys think would win??i just thought it'd be fun to make this thread cause everyone compares them..i think i'd take sharapova in round 10 with a tko
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Serena would knock her anorexic ass out in a matter of nanoseocnds!
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Serena would knock her anorexic ass out in a matter of nanoseocnds!

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Serena is from compton and that speaks for itself

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Comptons for weak ones who cant fight because they use guns that place is way overrated for tough people

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Don't forget the importance of reach in boxing. Masha would have some game.
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If anyone ever thought that a little thin teen girl could kick some real Serena butt in a boxing arena, they're completely retarded...:retard:

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If anyone ever thought that a little thin teen girl could kick some real Serena butt in a boxing arena, they're completely retarded...:retard:
serena would go wild on that little girl. I say it would last 3 rounds and serna would ko maria!

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little thin? shes 6ft2 and over 59kg all you have to do is look at the pics of her stomach from indian wells and her SI pics to see shes no thin girl! shes very toned in fact! anyway a boxing match ive just realised! oh dear!

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Comptons for weak ones who cant fight because they use guns that place is way overrated for tough people
at least they have guns. what comes out of siberia?
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Tough one under queensbury rules!! Serena takes the weight and power advantage while Maria would have height and reach. I reckon Serena would take the early rounds on aggression but would tire due to lack of conditioning and Maria would collect an easy points decision.

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at least they have guns. what comes out of siberia?
Good one but id rather that then have guns where i live right?

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