in the locker room.
lindsay coming in from double bagelling harklerod, and maria waiting for match beside hingis.
lindsay: hi guys, ive just had a great match!
maria: oh really, hmmm, thats good(gets back to txting roddick)
hingis; oh yeah what was the score? (thinking of potential 4th round)
lindsay: oh 6-0 6-0, i didnt feel like giving the vain brat a game!
hingis(to herself) she wont be getting a game off me when i play her ill make her run from pillar to post, and back again, shell wish shed have retired long ago.
maria: good result lindsay, but if your playing me you wont be getting that result off me.
lindsay: i recall last year beating you love and love.
maria: really i dont remember(gets a message off roddick), anyway i dont care even if you did cause how many times have i beaten you, 3,4? 4 i think it was that day i was sick and you know it.
lindsay: and so what if i do? i still did it.(dav to herself) i better not piss her off i might have to play her if i get past hingis.
maria: yeah yeah whatever ive got more important things to think about, like beating that bitch justine for a start, you girls dot any tips on beating her?
hingis: i played her recently but to no avail could i beat her
lindsay: me too, that bitch is a cheat see what she did to poor momo?
maria: yeah and she had to overdose herself on anti inflamitries to beat me along with some bad line calls!
directer of tournement: miss sharapova im afraid theres been a rain delay, you will ahve to wait, this will effect you too, miss hingis.
sharapova: no bother this one should be a piece of cake but no bagel, im not bitchy enough to do that even to my worst enemies(karatancheva).
hingis: yeah thats fine with me too, thanks for letting us know.
lindsay: im off to the players lounge for somthing to eat and drink, wanna come?
maria: (joking) once you dont give me a bagel to eat im already full with those i got one last year here it wasnt very nice, but it didnt repeat on me and never will.
lindsay: i know i know very funny!
hingis: i cant i have to practice with a man so i can compete with you power players.
lindsay: why not practice with momo then?
sharapova: you are such a bitch all you ever do is give out double bagels and laugh, but youll be the one laughing when youre on your rocking chair while im winning back to back slams.
lindsay storms off crying
hingis: she got what was comig to her for that, and she also will when i play her.
sharapova: werent you the one who said that about amelie?
sharapova: then sorry but youll have to get whats comung to you too thats if you beat lindsay! gotta go im going to ring roddick we have a lot in common you know, we each have our own perfume, maybe you could use some of it? here (she sprays it in hingis)
hingis: thanks i could use some of that.
sharapova: no probs here you can keep this bottle cause you definitly need to catch up with the times you dont play a tennis match smelling of deoderent, you need to customise your own perfume ill put you in contact with my agent max.
hingis: ok talk to you later.