Worshipping the bangs
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Larsson's Player Forum
The first time I dreamed I was getting lessons from my teacher at Flushing Meadows on the Outer Courts. Everybody was wearing white, like it was Wimbledon.
Then I saw her, dressed in the same red outfit she wore in 2004. I could tell it was her even from a long way off because she was the only one dressed in red. Elena, quite literally, the woman of my dreams! As she got closer, I could see she was looking at me! My teacher and I stopped hitting just to watch her. She walked right towards us, and then I realized she was walking right up to me. My heart was racing like a train and I was so overwhelmed I couldn't speak. She reached out and put her hand on my shoulder and I nearly fainted. She dipped her head, looked up into my eyes and smiled one of her shy little smiles. Then she spoke in her adorable accent and almost but-not-quite perfect English.
"Don't worry. He is good teacher. You will get better." Then she turned and walked away.
In the second dream, I was having a big party with a bunch of my friends to watch and celebrate the TV broadcast of my 13-year-old son making his debut in the net for the CSKA Moscow soccer team (he really does love CSKA, along with PSV, Rangers and Liverpool). As the game began, the cameras did one of those pan the crowd things, and there were Lena and Nastya (my son's favorite player) sitting in the crowd behind the goal and cheering for CSKA.
"Holy shit," I said. "This is the greatest moment of my life! Elena Dementieva is watching my kid play soccer!"
One of my friends said "Isn't it really more exciting that your son is making his professional soccer debut?"
"Yes," I said. "That's great. But Elena Dementieva is watching it!" Then I woke up.
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
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Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs