Clay is alright, as long as a player dosen't cry
then the surface is stable, powdery and dry
but if the player starts balling, and the tears then fall
it can become tricky and not good at all
what started off well with the odd graceful slide
can turn to a slip fest, and a sore fat backside
this causes the tear trickle to become a huge flood
then the whole damn court,it just turns into mud
so what becomes of this player,who set this flood loose?
she receives a severe warning for dry earth abuse
Don't read my reps anymore, very relaxing
Lydia Ko , Felicity Jones, Emilia Clarke, Rachel Khoo.