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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old Feb 12th, 2006, 10:01 AM Thread Starter
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Venus whispers - "Please make love with me"
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old Feb 12th, 2006, 04:51 PM
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Venus: You know kid, ill let you in on a secret. All us girls have teamed up and decided to let Amelie win a slam for the first and only time. Keep this secret though.

Kid: ok.

Venus: if you promise to keep it a secret, we'll let you win the French Open, i mean wait to you see us work, stomach illnesses, twisted ankles, the old "out of shape" excuses, we are pure genius.

Kid: Great!

This kid you see in the picture will win the 2006 FO, even if he is a boy
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old Feb 12th, 2006, 07:28 PM
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"What do you mean, 'Didn't I used to be Venus Williams?' If these cameras weren't here, kid, I'd whup your little white a--!"

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