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Talking Justine will give birth to a baby daughter and fall into post-natal depression

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according to a clairvoyant in one of Belgium's most read magazines 'Dag Allemaal'.

allez!

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Wtf?????
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according to a clairvoyant in one of Belgium's most read magazines 'Dag Allemaal'.

allez!
Well, there is a rumour that she already was pregnant, lost the child and suffered from depression. In 2004.
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and does tom cruise diss her after that?

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Oh Shit!

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I always knew she was sexist.
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and does tom cruise diss her after that?
No Tom will jump on a couch and proclaim his love for Justine to the world

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No Tom will jump on a couch and proclaim his love for Justine to the world

Actually, knowing Tom. He'll jump on a couch, and proclaim his love for Pierre-Yves to the world.

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it could be true if... she didn't recover from her persisting injury(ies...).

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are u sure it's justine and not pierre?
just joking!

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nice one!
At least, if it happens, the clearvoyant will have predicted something not-obvious

Do these magazines which run such articles actually look back on the predictions one year later? I mean - a lot of these clearvoyants would get embarrassed if they would do so, no?
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