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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old Dec 2nd, 2005, 10:59 PM Thread Starter
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Caption Mary and Sharapova...



Mary: "What the fuck did you just say!?"
Maria:
Mary: "Don't make me pull you over this net!"

(Mary looks mad, but it's just the angle... I hope! )

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Mary: "Good game, better luck next time."
Maria: "like, you know, like I'm only eighteen."
Mary: "What? Teenagers."
Maria: "like, yeah, I am a like a teenager and I like have like a big future ahead of me."
Mary: <sigh>

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ouch... Mary you have such a firm grip for a thirty-yr old woman...
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ouch... Mary you have such a firm grip for a thirty-yr old woman...
Maria: Wow, Mary you have such nice hands for a 40 year old...

Mary: What did you say?

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ummm.... not a caption, but does Maria's arms look extra long there?
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Maria: Wow, Mary you have such nice hands for a 40 year old...

Mary: What did you say?

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WOW at Mary and the way she's upped her fitness level since IW. She's very slim now and looking as fit as ever. I remember that match and that Mary was actually hitting harder than Maria, but couldn't move as well as Maria could or be as consistent as Maria was. That was a fun match to watch.
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WOW at Mary and the way she's upped her fitness level since IW. She's very slim now and looking as fit as ever. I remember that match and that Mary was actually hitting harder than Maria, but couldn't move as well as Maria could or be as consistent as Maria was. That was a fun match to watch.
yeah Mary's looking quite chubby here...really impressive thinking how fit she is now...

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Maria is thinking: "I really don't want to shake hands.. here, just a quick no-look shake i want to get out of here asafp."

Mary is thinking: "I'll take my time and you can shake my hand and leave at my pace, look at me when i'm shaking your hand."

Maria: "Ah, she's still got my hand, this is awkward my body is going one way and my arm is going the other... let go dammit."
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do we have a better focused picture of this? It's just so ...Mary's face!...

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Maria is thinking: "I really don't want to shake hands.. here, just a quick no-look shake i want to get out of here asafp."

Mary is thinking: "I'll take my time and you can shake my hand and leave at my pace, look at me when i'm shaking your hand."

Maria: "Ah, she's still got my hand, this is awkward my body is going one way and my arm is going the other... let go dammit."


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