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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old Sep 25th, 2005, 05:11 AM Thread Starter
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Serena Williams sets new WORLD RECORD!!!

Congrats Serena - this is probably one of the highest accolades she has achieved outside of tennis..

It has been reported that Serena has produced the worlds biggest fece ever! Apparently it took her 7 1/2 hours to complete, but it was so huge it couldn't even fit in the bowl of the toilet! This remarkable feat measured 29 inches long and 5 inches wide!

After the performance Serena said she was feeling a little drained, and couldn't comment anymore. Venus was contacted and said it was a surprising feat, considering Serena had been in China recently, and such a location generally resulted in diahorrea rather than constipation.

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I forgot to say Congrats!!
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HUH??? you're kidding right???
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Don't you think you're a little too obsessed with asses and what come out and goes in them?

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I keep letting you back in....How can I explain myself...
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Don't you think you're a little too obsessed with asses and what come out and goes in them?
The OP's screename should answer your question.

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I'll say this in public once. I miss serena so much. Fed is my favorite player but no one does it like her.

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I forgot to say Congrats!!
I forgot to say "you need to get a life"


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This is plain pathetic.. I expect an admin banning this idiotical poster...

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I thought Serena did this a few months ago already?? 1 time it's funny, 2 times it's silly, 3 times it's a whoopin.
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*sigh* Not another bored scat worshiper!
What is all this preoccupation with WTAworld members and 'le poop'?
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