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Let me see if I understand this about Serena. . .

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Serena is the one who gave Adam the apple. She chopped the noses off of the Sphinx statues. She supplied Hanibal with the elephants to overrun Rome. Serena is the one who actually opened the door of no return for the slave trade. She freed the rats to spread the Bubonic Plague. She caused the potato famine. She held the patent for the polio vaccine before releasing it. It was actually Serena J. Williams who launched that first bomb on Pearl Harbor. Serena was actually the 2nd gunman for the JKF assasination. (Let's not even mention how she framed Sirhan Sirhan and Lee Harvey Oswald.) There was an heavy-breasted Black woman seen fleeing the seen of what is now Strawberry Fields that morning John Lennon got shot. Elvis was choked to death with a strange colorful scarf with a tag that read: "Aneres." Would there really have been that huge famine in Ethiopia without Serena? Oddly enough, JR Ewing wasn't really shot; he choked on some beads. Serena killed Laura Palmer. Biggie - Tupac? Are you seriously going to expect me to believe that Serena just "coincidentally" was @ the scene of both of those crimes? Martina Hingis decided to retire from tennis after severely fracturing her ankle after it got tangled with a black catsuit. It's sooo obvious that Serena rigged the election in FL in 2000. Serena was the only one who Martha Stewart told about the insider trading scheme before the Feds caught up with her. Kate Moss' most treasured photograph is one with her and Serena entitled: My first time doing blow. Guess what the next letter for the next hurricane is going to start with. . .you guessed it . . . "S."



Now that we got all that out of the way, when's Serena's next tourney? I can't wait to see how she has dealt with this loss.

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She's a tennis player, and this is a tennis forum. And you are a tedious, pointless twat.
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She's a tennis player, and this is a tennis forum. And you are a tedious, pointless twat.
Aren't most twats pointless, honey? If you didn't know that, then you've been doing it wrong.

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Aren't most twats pointless, honey? If you didn't know that, then you've been doing it wrong.
Great comeback

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Aren't most twats pointless, honey? If you didn't know that, then you've been doing it wrong.

Hingis had a "pointless twat" I heard. So many different meanings runnin up in it.

PUREraquet this is a hilarous thread. funny.

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Aren't you just inviting the same type of bantering that most fans complain about in this forum??? You can't claim being a victim of something you engage in. The only purpose of this thread is to elicit negativity???????
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twat ..... ROTFLMAO.

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Serena is the one who gave Adam the apple. She chopped the noses off of the Sphinx statues. She supplied Hanibal with the elephants to overrun Rome. Serena is the one who actually opened the door of no return for the slave trade. She freed the rats to spread the Bubonic Plague. She caused the potato famine. She held the patent for the polio vaccine before releasing it. It was actually Serena J. Williams who launched that first bomb on Pearl Harbor. Serena was actually the 2nd gunman for the JKF assasination. (Let's not even mention how she framed Sirhan Sirhan and Lee Harvey Oswald.) There was an heavy-breasted Black woman seen fleeing the seen of what is now Strawberry Fields that morning John Lennon got shot. Elvis was choked to death with a strange colorful scarf with a tag that read: "Aneres." Would there really have been that huge famine in Ethiopia without Serena? Oddly enough, JR Ewing wasn't really shot; he choked on some beads. Serena killed Laura Palmer. Biggie - Tupac? Are you seriously going to expect me to believe that Serena just "coincidentally" was @ the scene of both of those crimes? Martina Hingis decided to retire from tennis after severely fracturing her ankle after it got tangled with a black catsuit. It's sooo obvious that Serena rigged the election in FL in 2000. Serena was the only one who Martha Stewart told about the insider trading scheme before the Feds caught up with her. Kate Moss' most treasured photograph is one with her and Serena entitled: My first time doing blow. Guess what the next letter for the next hurricane is going to start with. . .you guessed it . . . "S."
Might as well add these...

She was the face that launched a thousand ships and caused the destruction of Troy.

She was in the 'infamous' Paris Hilton Sex Tape, and not Paris.

Frankly speaking, I don't care who she is anyway... the only thing I know is that she plays tennis on the WTA tour. And not a historical figure.

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Serena That bitch!




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She also stole my last ounce of weed.
It's...ON.
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was this an attempt at being clever?
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She's a tennis player, and this is a tennis forum. And you are a tedious, pointless twat.
TWAT...****...You must really be feeling yourself these days...

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She also stole my last ounce of weed.
It's...ON.
Let me know when you find the bitch...

She might have some left...

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was this an attempt at being clever?
. . . as clever as that lil lass in your avatar was when she chose that shirt in order to help her win Slams.

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